David Upton

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David Upton
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Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 16
Family Tight
Big Bro(s) Ivana Bui


Family and Associations

Offices and Positions

Awards and Accomplishments

Random Facts

  • He is white.
    • His real name is Courtney.
  • is deemed a troll by his pdad, QA Nguyen.
  • Contrary to popular belief, he is only 17.
    • His real name is Zac Efron.
  • Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
    • His real name is Obamaniqua.
  • Also contrary to popular belief, he is also poop.
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  • is actually a really great guy that you should really get to know.
    • He always has Janaynay's back so you really shouldn't mess with him
  • Fought in the Vietnam War
  • Has a wooden leg
  • Member of the Triple D's
  • When asked what were his favorite things he answered whips and chains
    • When asked again, he answered fire and brimstone
  • Everything he says is a lie
  • The air he breathes is Alpha Phi Omega air
  • He can sing in Japanese and Tagalog. Go to karaoke with him. He will not disappoint.
  • He missed the exit to the Bay Bridge three times... even with a GPS
  • D-Up!
    • Not to be confused with 7-Up
  • Pulling a "David Upton", refers to the game tactic in Bang!, when you are an outlaw and you kill your own allies for the 3 card reward, however in the end you win the game
  • The Prince of DDR
  • Taught everyone that you can fall out of a tree and that it will hurt.
  • Poopton!!!
  • He' so awesome! =D
  • The answer to every question you ask him is Evan Chen's mom.
  • Will be getting supermanned by his future roommate Cody Harper next year.
  • Wassssuppppp