Diana Chan
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| Diana "Janaynay" Chan | |
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| Hometown | San Francisco, CA |
| Birthday | March 2, 1992 |
| Pledge Class | Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011 |
| Pledge Group | Group 2 |
| Family | Close Family |
| Big Bro(s) | Wylie Wong |
Family and Associations
- Member of Close Family
- Little Bro(s): Connie Giang, Jessica Lee
- Big Bro: Wylie Wong
- Square: Kelly Ho
- Cube: Sarn Saeteurn
- Fourth: Josephine Diep
- Fifth: Alexander Nguyen
- Sponsor(s): Victoria Chang, Justin Ahn
- Sponsoree(s): Abishak Kodi (Serrano), Pamella Chang (Harty), Clinton Lam (Cheng)
- Pledge Trainers: Jennifer Kim, Minh An Nguyen (CPZ Group 2)
- Undercover Brother: Cassandra Yee, Abby Snitovsky
Offices and Positions
- S2K12 Serrano: Corresponding Secretary with Thucminh Le
- F2K12 Harty: Pledge Trainer with Kevin Luu for Group 3
Random Facts
- Victoria Chang and Justin Ahn's beloved sponsoree <3 :]
- SARN WAS HERE ;D
- Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
- Likes k-pop :)
- LOVES HER SPONSOR, Sally Ho
- JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
- Also sometimes read as Janaynay
- In fact, the following information is only relevant under said name
- Also sometimes read as Janaynay
- Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
- Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
- Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
- Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
- When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
- Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
- “I like grape drank!”
- Keeps her prized nine near her heart
- “Keep what you love close to your heart”
- Simply from “the hood”
- No location in particular
- Reps all coasts and directions
- No location in particular
- Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
- Currently expanding worldwide
- Stabbed a man with a gun
- Don’t ask how, she just do
- The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
- Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
- Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
- The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
- This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
- The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
- Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
- “Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
- Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
- Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
- The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
- In fact paid her for her time
- The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
- Only shoots from half court when she balls
- Has never missed
- Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
- Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
- The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
- Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
- Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
- Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
- Everyday she’s hustling!
- Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
- Until she enters the room
- Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
- Usually in hoods going 100+ mph
- She's hotwiring your car as you read this