Eileen Shiu

Family and Associations

Makes random noises when riding in a car, scaring the bejesus out of the driver
Is mortal enemies with Richard Simmons
Runs up to 30 mph when chasing down her prey
Is generally peaceful. Until provoked. Then goes on her hindlegs and measures to be 7 feet tall
- Play dead if she does this
Her diet consist of fish (freshly caught in the streams) and berries. And no, she does not eat honey like Winnie the Pooh
- Winnie the Pooh is a disgrace to her kind
Can knock a full grown man 6 feet in the air
- Even farther if her cubs are in danger
Hibernates for 4 months of the year
Marks her territory by rubbing and clawing the trees
She also hunts seals
- Can kill one with one blow of her paw
Can dry her self by shaking off water
- This is because of her dense thick water repellant fur
She is a huge fan of Harry Potter, and loves Neville Longbottom for some reason even though it's obvious Luna Lovegood is the shit.
She's Asian from a HELLA white community known best for its bigass water tower.
She needs to work on her coolness as compared to Cody Harper
She doesn't know it, but her addiction to Marble Hornets will get her in trouble with the po po.
- She better get her homies together because all hell's about to break loose...
Always picking on Myra Lee ... ALWAYS....