Squeak Line

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Squeak Line
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Pledge Class Emery Class
Family Close

"WDFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -A daily David Dinh quote


History and Origin

Chapter Zero: Squeak Origins

The beginnings of the David's era was a bright and glorious one. Some might say a self-powering television might spur the mighty roar of our grandfather, or maybe the power invested in the sounds of a squeak toy being squeezed. Nonetheless, the joyful era has ensured the ambition brought upon within the mighty Squeaks. There is no other words but to describe the might that can be heard all across the chapters within Region X, and rumors have it that the National Fraternity has heard of the workings of our grandfather.

The sky has eventually darkened and plagued the sanctuary that gave David Dinh a wonderful upbringing. Alas, David had no other option but to counter the opposition known to fight under the name of Squeakiness. As David ventured across the lands to get to the temple of Beth Tom, he acquired the necessary blessing to carry out his legacy in Close Family to establish and amass a group of people to conceived within the powers of the BBLB gods and the Pledge Parents to gather a party of squeaks to combat the darkness that shrouds over the lands of Iota Phi and the City of Davis. However, merely acquiring the power to gather people is only the first step in achieving one's goal since David would need to undergo a long and arduous journey to ensure that peace is brought upon the local community, the chapter, the section, the region, and the country for all that is LFS.

Chapter I: Wu Term

As David Dinh wandered the vast desert, parched, he stumbled upon a prophet known as a BBLB Chair. As much of a struggle it was to speak, David uttered, "BBLB gods please grant me a powerful little, with 10% more sass." To reassure David, the BBLB chairs told him that there are no promises and that he should throw his expectations to the ground. As pairings concluded, David was very nervous as the current Close Family head chair handed him an envelope. To his pleasure he read a Little Bro form that said "Erica Ramirez" as he hovered his eyes over the name. Confused as he was, he decided to give this person a try. Secret week finally begun, as every clue was given, Erica slowly begun to make an image of who her Big Bro was. Just like every pledge, worried about whose line they will be in. She was also, like all the pledges, reassured that expectations must be thrown on the ground.

Close Family's turn finally came on the day of BBLB revealing, as David was guessed, a new bond was made. Does it necessarily mean that the heavens have finally shook from a strong bond finally connecting at once? "Nay," claimed the BBLB gods as this was only a fresh BBLB relationship that shall transcend across the terms.

Chapter II: Pfeffer Term

The line finally expands as David Dinh gets his first square. Just like the long and arduous journey David went through, Erica Ramirez decided to put her skills and wits to the test. As time passed by, she needed more sass to connect with her own sass, to make all sassdom complete. As such the birth of Julia Lopez has occured. This era is short-lived, though it's a key precursor to the events that unfolds within the next term when the the line finally gains the recognition it rightfully deserves. Despite that, peaceful times such as the Pfeffer Term will always have room for the documented changes and additions in this line.

Chapter III: JMMN Term

Historians say that this was an era that compared to the Baby Boomer era as the line expanded to the same value as n^2. What blossomed within the line was a new generation of Squeaks as David Dinh, Erica Ramirez, and Julia Lopez all picked up at the same time. Such an occurrence is known to be efficient, quick, and satisfying. Who knew that undergoing the same journey, but altogether yielded a pilgrimage known to give birth to one of the most powerful eras in Squeak line history. The tales brought upon by each individual has their own merit, and such knowledge must be preserved amongst the brothers of the fraternity.

The sass level of the line has finally been fulfilled, but a lack of derpiness and comic relief within the line brought upon a drought that needed to be quenched. As the progenitor of the line, David Dinh stopped and thought about his options in witnessing the balance of his line be finally put to the test. No longer a partnership, a duo, nor a trio, the line wanted to be known as a community altogether. The personality needed for the line was someone known to be gentle, nice, but with copious amounts of derpiness to remind us that we are also people at the end of the day. The BBLB gods heard the pleas and cries that David made in order to make the line more complete, and so after a lengthy discussion, the BBLB gods and the PParents have finally conferred upon Kimberly Pham as the Derpy Squeak under David's wing. Kim is the type of person that personifies the comic relief much needed amongst the brothers in this line, and there's just no one else better that the BBLB gods could ever picture in this position.

However, just like East of Eden by John Steinbeck, this era was separated into three different journeys within three different people, only to come together towards the end. Erica Ramirez needed someone who could light up the flames and be the battering ram to all senses of humor. With an equal dosage of crudeness, dryness, and bluntness, there was much difficulty in trying to find a suitable person for her needs. However, all was not lost as there was 60 people that they were attempting to locate. The BBLB gods aren't the type to give up on just one person, in fact they decided that it was better to discuss more on this. How does one manage to make such a specific match without tearing apart the very fabrics of space and time within the chapter? "Iota Phi didn't raise no bitch," each BBLB god thought, as they poured their energy into finding someone well rounded enough to satisfy what the line expected in order to expand. Though it was a hard choice, it was nonetheless a volatile selection as they conferred upon Justin Cruz to be the savage squeak despite his undeniable hatred for pineapples as a pizza topping. The journey, just doesn't end here as Erica has a go hard or go home philosophy in life. She stopped and thought that this wasn't just enough, but she did not pick up twins. A friend of hers, also an aficionado of the French Language, Vina Vo overheard her pleas, and listened to her for weeks, days, and months. The bond forged between these two women has exalted her as someone so close to the line, she has been honorably recognized as part of the line.

Julia Lopez remains in the ordeal. "How was her journey?" recent pledges might ask. As the world crumbles, so has her frustration inversely. The BBLB gods consider the third expansion to the line this term as an unrealistic option due to such a massive expansion within the line. Much to the BBLB gods surprise, there was a clear match within the first 5 minutes of deliberation. They simply could not believe the ease of this pairing, it was beyond obvious that the pairing was meant to be. Mariah Fonseca was quickly paired up with Julia Lopez as this was quite the pairing the finally concluded the biggest expansion in Squeak Line history.

Chapter IV: Heismeyer Term

In a time of peace and satisfaction, there was only a mere fraction of the power JMMN term provided. Every term was always different, but the show must go on. Justin Cruz had decided to go on his first journey as a big, and to his satisfaction, the BBLB Gods have granted him Katherine Chan. T'was only a short chapter within the line. As recent as the time period is, a possibility that this is the small cog that would lead to an eventual success is very possible. This was also in the middle of the period where much of our line would begin to depart to the road known as graduation. All of the people once overshadowed by the face of the line are finally the face themselves. Will they succeed? Who knows as many term will be in store in the future.

Chapter V: Bhatt Term

Due to the lack of interest of anime within the line, Justin Cruz went through a downward spiral as the world didn't heed to his roar for a need of individuals in the line to call upon the power invested within the community of weeaboos, sports, and savagery. It was only until this term that his calls have been answered and a fellow Anime Aficionado (a more equivocal way to say Weeb Trash) has appeared before him unknowingly at a service project known as the Arboretum Plant Sales. The lack of knowledge did not catch anyone's attention that the person known as Dhalila De La Cruz would only make her debut pre-secret week as Justin received a Manila envelope charged with the power of God Ki, chakra, and perhaps some random guy with a suit named Sebastian. As he opened it, he squealed a mere joy that shook the very fabric of the line itself as there has never been a moment where two fellow anime aficionados has been paired in the history of squeakdom.

Members

Founder

  • David Dinh: SQUEAKS, DaDi, DaDinh, Grandfather Squeak

Wu Term

Pfeffer Term

JMMN Term

Heismeyer Term

Bhatt Term

Honorary Members

Notable Ancestors

Awards and Positions

David Dinh

F2K13 Emery Class

S2K14 Liao Class

F2K14 Krenek Class

S2K15 Wu Class

F2K15 Pfeffer Class

S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Class

F2K16 Heismeyer Class

S2K17 Bhatt Class

Erica Ramirez

S2K15 Wu Class

F2K15 Pfeffer Class

S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Class

F2K16 Heismeyer Class

Justin Cruz

S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Class

F2K16 Heismeyer Class

S2K17 Bhatt Class

Katherine Chan

S2K17 Bhatt Class

Random Facts

  • Dennis Wong has graced his presence during the S2K16 JMMN term line dinner after BBLB reveal
  • There has been a recent controversy where the line discussed the existence of pineapple as a pizza topping
  • Branched off the DP (Derpy Phoenix) Line
  • Our line tradition is to troll our founder David Dinh for just about anything
  • Though an ancestor, this line has a DSK recipient and a namesake through Ashish Bhatt (see: Bhatt Class)
  • After Bhatt Term we have three people in our line with the BASOOS through Ashish Bhatt, Dennis Wong, and David Dinh

Gallery

Squeak Line dinner after S2K17 BBLB reveal
Squeak Line post-activation meal S2K17
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