Timothy Mascarinas

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Timothy Mascarinas
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Major(s) Music
Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 1

Family and Associations

Random Facts

  • He is Filipino
  • He is not RC Cruz
  • He is not Jason Bayquen
  • Is the Black Trap of the Filipino Trifecta
  • Is blind in one eye
    • Because of a "nasty incident off the coast of Panama"
  • Has three bullet wounds
    • "One of which is too close to my heart, so they left it there"
  • Can speak fluent Russian and German, along with Spanish and French
    • "It helps to pick up women when you know their language"
  • Has a knife on him at all times
    • "I don't know about Thao Nguyen or Thucminh Le, but this baby is for survival and nothing else"
      • "Why bring a knife to a gun fight?"
  • Doesn't smoke
    • "Slows you down and I heard makes your lips taste like ash. A mood killer in all respects"
  • Black belt in Judo and Karate
    • Practices Wing-Chun with Cody Harper
      • "Unlike a few of my compatriots, I don't brag on what I can do"
  • Fought David Upton a few times
    • "It was during the Cold War. It was nothing personal"
  • Been in more "hairy situations" than he can count
    • "There was one time when I had to stop the Russians from getting launch codes"
      • "But that's a story for another day"
  • Doesn't believe in karma
    • "I believe in revenge. If they chip a tooth, you hit back, going for the whole mouth"
  • Is a "loose cannon"
  • Prefers up close and personal encounters
    • "I like to make sure they stay down"
  • Believes in an afterlife
    • "There has to be someplace where I sent all those people"
  • Enjoys a nice read
    • "Some people don't like reading textbooks, but when you deal with people everyday, you have to know their basic anatomy..."
  • Has a pair of latex gloves on him at all times
    • "If you leave behind prints, you're either sloppy or an amateur. Either way, you're that much closer with a bullet between the eyes or behind iron bars with a shiv in your back"
  • Founding Father of Sausage Fest