Tim Park

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Tim Park
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Pledge Class Wu Class, Spring 2015
Pledge Group Group 1
Family Tight
Big Bro(s) Donna Do

Family and Associations

Office and Positions

S2K15 Wu Class

Pledge Fellowship with Albert Yeh

F2K15 Pfeffer Class

Fellowship Vice President with Kurt Romero

F2K16 Heismeyer Class

Big Bro/Little Bro Chair with: Eineren Arevalo, Claire Yuan, Jessica Gee, Chloe Hofschneider, and Kelly Lin

Random Facts

  • Loves p-values
    • it's a fetish, instaboner level
  • his name is actually jay garrick
  • gets carrot because vitamin A will lead to dat A
    • probably doesn't actually eat them
  • hella racist towards brown people
  • likes to listen to sorry while driving
  • such a punk with Amy Rong -_-
  • avocados are bae ^_^
  • likes to frolic in his last name
  • is the best Squeep there ever was
  • is super tall
    • like is really super fucking tall
      • like ridiculously tall
  • uses mostly pusheen stickers
  • can be seen being a boss ass bitch in his natural habitat
  • is secretly plotting to inject concentrated sugar directly into the bloodstream of his square
  • has something against ribs
  • doesn't know what sleep is
  • the asian version of calvin from calvin & hobbes
  • true member of hotline
    • beautiful
    • Fiyah.JPG
  • say run tim run to him and he will start flailing his arms up and down
    • but actually will never run in his fucking life
      • never.
  • good conversation starter with tyme park
    • salad
      • he likes them a lot
      • all he eats

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    • the show arrow
      • THE SHOW HAS FAILED THIS TIM PARK
      • Tell him that he needs to be more organic with the show
      • olicity
  • sucks at trolling and gets pied in the face