Annie Lu
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
| Annie Lu | |
|---|---|
| |
| Pledge Class | Wu Class, Spring 2015 |
| Pledge Group | Group 1 |
| Family | Loose |
| Big Bro(s) | Malisa Yang |
Family and Associations
- Big Bro: Malisa Yang
- Little Bro: Quynh Le
- Sponsor(s): Ryan Brown and Ireneo Calip
- Pledge Trainers: Emma Jacobsen, Kurt Romero, and Joyce Sun
- Groupies: Eileen Hoang, Jessica Phan, Lauren Tom, and Tim Park,
Random Facts
- has the best potato little ever
- is a grandma, will go to sleep before midnight
- Littleeeee, Big Bro loves you <3
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Annie Lu.
- Annie Lu can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
- When Annie Lu throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
- Annie Lu runs until the treadmill gets tired.
- Annie Lu doesn’t mow her lawn, she dares her grass to grow.
- Annie Lu's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
- Annie Lu can give aspirin a headache.
- Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Annie Lu.
- Annie Lu made a Happy Meal cry.
- Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Annie Lu is Logic.
- When Annie Lu does a pushup, she isn’t lifting herself up, she’s pushing the Earth down.
- Annie Lu doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- Annie Lu has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
- Annie Lu has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
- Some magicians can walk on water, Annie Lu can swim through land.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Annie Lu stories.
- Annie Lu can cut through a hot knife with butter.
- Annie Lu counted to infinity – twice.
- Annie Lu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Annie Lu won American Idol using only sign language.
- Once a cop pulled Annie Lu over. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Annie Lu.
- Annie Lu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Annie Lu breathed on.
- In an average living room, there are 1,358 objects Annie Lu could use to kill you, including the room itself.
- If you spell Annie Lu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
- The quickest way to a man's heart is with Annie Lu's fist.
- Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Annie Lu has 72...and they're all poisonous.
- The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Annie Lu out. It failed miserably.
- Annie Lu can divide by zero.
- The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Annie Lu has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.