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어서 와 Dad Line 처음이지? Ayo ladies & gentleman 준비가 됐다면 부를게 yeah! 딴 녀석들과는 다르게 내 스타일로 내 내 내 내 스타일로 에오!
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Current Events
- Congrats to the new Penny daddies on crossing! We're so proud of you :')
- Daddy Sabrina is the new S2K18 PDaddy ;)
- We love you!
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| Pledge Class | Branched off Krenek Term, F2K14 |
| Family | Close |
Founding
In the beginning, there were no Dads. And then there was one. Alone in a Dadless world, the first Dad created companions for himself. All dads hailed from the great Dad, Ken Chow, who single-handedly created his three great dadettes, who in turn created more Dads. May we be forever grateful for his Dad-vibes that allowed us to enter into the great world of Dads.
The Dad Line was a mere sapling of the Disney Line which branched off by divine mandate of the original Dad, Ken Chow, in a time of dire growth. It was during this crucial period of re-population that Dad decided to raise his own family of Dads. Currently, the Dad line consists of 14 Dads and is open to recruitment, seeking out new Dads to enter into the Dad Kingdom that is the Dad Line.
All Hail Ken Chow, Dad Extraordinaire
Dad Ken Chow
"Come to daddy"
- Is your dad a Baker because you have the nicest set of buns I've ever set my eyes on.
- Is your dad a thief because he stole all of the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes
- Is your dad a lock smith because you have the keys to my heart.
- Is your dad a photographer because I can picture us together.
- Is your dad a pilot because my heart taking off?
Members
- F2K13 Emery Class: Ken Chow (Alumni)
- F2K14 Krenek Class: Diana Dominguez (Alumni)
- S2K15 Wu Class: Vicky Phung (Inactive)
- F2K15 Pfeffer Class: Annie Ching (Inactive)
- F2K15 Pfeffer Class: Angelina Dith (Inactive)
- S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Class: Robert Tucker (Inactive)
- F2K16 Heismeyer Class: Vicky Trieu (Inactive)
- F2K16 Heismeyer Class: Sarah Lee (Active)
- F2K16 Heismeyer Class: Sabrina Chu (Alumni)
- S2K17 Bhatt Class: Wilson Chu (Bhatt) (Inactive)
- S2K17 Bhatt Class: Binh Phan (Inactive)
- S2K17 Bhatt Class: Ann Nguyen (Active)
- F2K17 Penny Class: Ma Eint Poe (Inactive)
- F2K17 Penny Class: Cole Kong (Inactive)
- S2K18 Nguyen Class: Emily Liang (Active)
Who We Are
Dad Line at Pfeffer Term BBLB Revealing
Dad Line at Nishiya-Milligan Term BBLB Revealing
Shook Dad Line at Heismeyer Term BBLB Revealing
Dad Line at Heismeyer Term BBLB Revealing
Dad Line at Bhatt Term BBLB Revealing Dinner
Dad Line at Penny Term BBLB Revealing
And so our little line grew and grew...until it grew to become the Dad it is now
Dad Membership Requirements
- The first rule of Dad Club is: You do not talk about Dad Club.
- The second rule of Dad Club is: You do not talk about Dad Club.
- Third rule of Dad Club: Someone yells Dad, goes Dad, Dads out, the Dad is over.
- Fourth rule: only two Dads to a Child.
Benefits of Joining
- Access to Dad vibes - request instructions from Dad Ken Chow (Warning: Holding Dad vibes for too long may cause you to go full Dad)
- You get to chill with your fellow Dads
- You don't even have to have kids to become a Dad! No live-births here!
- Our line is literally the Dad-est line around
- You get your very own Nut-plushie!
- We have Ken Chow. Who do you have?
Current Dad Status
Name Title Dad Level Description
- Ken Chow - Dad (Lv Over 9000 Dad) - Original Dad, founder of the Dad Empire and current ruler of the Dad Dynasty
- Diana Dominguez - Father - (Lv 3000 Dad) - Dad's first Dadette - the Mother of all Dads
- Vicky Phung - Pops (Lv 380 Dad) - The Second of Dad's Little Dadettes - a true Dadtato - a Dad among Dads
- Annie Ching - Dada (Lv 500 Dad) - The Third of Dad's Little Dadettes - her Dad-ness is so impressive that she can Dad at will
- Angelina Dith - Pa (Lv 400 Dad) - A hardworking Dad who is constantly working for her family - a true Dad
- Robert Tucker - Daddy (Lv 1000 Dad) - With his new Daddy haircut, he looks like he works from 9-5 at an office job
- Sarah Lee - Papi (Lv 300 Dad) - A new recruit of the Dad empire - her potential to Dad-out is no joke
- Vicky Trieu - Cha (Lv 75 Dad) - Pop's little Dad - Vicky Squared - A hidden Dad whose Dad-powers are so Dad that they Dad
- Sabrina Chu - Papá (Lv 2000 Dad) - Her snapchat is @papa.chu - she is currently really into Disco
- Wilson Chu (Bhatt) - Baba (Lv 100 Dad) - He's just like his Daddy Robert Tucker - He's the foreign Dad from HK - Tiger dad much?
- Binh Phan - Daddi (Lv 100 Dad) - Dada's mini Dad - He's a Dad who knows how to have fun
- Ann Nguyen - Papito (Lv 100 Dad) - Our resident Papito - She's one of our cutest, tiniest Dads
- Ma Eint Poe - အေဖ (Ah Phay) (Lv 50 Dad) - Daddi's cutie Dad - She's legit my favorite dad from SF...oh wait so is Sabrina Chu
- Cole Kong - 아빠 (Appa) (Lv 50 Dad) - Papito's little Korean bb daddy - he doesn't actually know Korean
Positions and Awards
- Ritual Chair with Stanton Ho
- Sneak Chair with Jared Anderson
- Close Family Finance Chair with Jane Yu
- LFS Friendship Award
- Photo Whore Type B
- Pledge Trainer with Kevin Higashihara
- Close Family Supplies Chair with Tran Ha (Emery)
- ΙΦ Voting Delegate with Ken Chow at the 2016 Section 4 Conference held at Kappa Sigma
- Close Family Head Chair with Kyra Steversherwood
- Pledge Retreat Chair with Carlo Maskarino and Tony Talan
- Tsum Tsum Mafia Pledge Trainer with Jenny Li (Wu)
- Trainees: Beatrice Zhu, Meziah Cristobal, and Nam Truong
- Mama's Boy
- "Pbro You Are Most Proud Of"
- Webmaster with Beatrice Zhu
- Assassins Chair with Beatrice Zhu and Carlo Maskarino
- Pledge Trainer with Justin Cruz
- Something About Someone Award
- Webmaster with Beatrice Zhu
- Assassins Chair with Beatrice Zhu and Carlo Maskarino
- Close Family Transportation Chair with Austin Ryu
- Executive Vice Chair (aka Chair chair)
- Vigorous Sapling
- Bookworm Award
- Pledge Trainer with Meziah Cristobal
- Trainees: Carrie Cho, Marco Gomez, and Joli Chien
- Close Family Ritual Chair
- Leadership Cub
- Bookhead Award
- Saltiest Pledge
- Most Friendly Pledge
- Butt Buddies with Henderson Lu
- S2K17 Penny Class
- Pledge Trainer with Jessica Khuc
- rilaKILLERS Trainees: Jack Ta, Fiona Fan and Jasmine Lau
Creation
- In the beginning Dad, Ken Chow created his Dad Empire.
- Now the Line was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of Dad was hovering over the Dad-waters.
- And Dad said, “Let there be Diana Dominguez,” and there was Diana Dominguez.
- Dad saw that the Diana Dominguez was good, and he separated the light from the darkness.
- Dad called the light “Diana Dominguez,” and the darkness he called “non-Dad.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the first day.
- And Dad said, “Let there be a Dad-vault between the Dad-waters to separate Dad-water from Dad-water.”
- So Dad made the Dad-vault and separated the Dad-water under the Dad-vault from the Dad-water above it. And it was so.
- Dad called the Dad-vault “Dad-sky.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the second day.
- And Dad said, “Let the Dad-water under the Dad-sky be gathered to one place, and let dry Dad-ground appear.” And it was so.
- Dad called the dry Dad-ground “Dad-land,” and the gathered Dad-waters he called “Dad-seas.” And Dad saw that it was good.
- Then Dad said, “Let the Dad-land produce Dad-vegetation: seed-bearing Dad-plants and Dad-trees on the Dad-land that bear Dad-fruit with Dad-seed (aka Nut) in it, according to their various kinds.” And it was so.
- The Dad-land produced Dad-vegetation: Dad-plants bearing Dad-seed according to their kinds and Dad-trees bearing Dad-fruit with Dad-seed in it according to their kinds. And Dad saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the third day.
- And Dad said, “Let there be {Diana Dominguez]] in the Dad-vault of the Dad-sky to separate the Dad-day from the Dad-night, and let them serve as signs to mark sacred Dad-times, and Dad-days and Dad-years, and let them be lights in the vault of the sky to give Diana Dominguez on the earth.” And it was so.
- Dad made two great lights—the Vicky Phung to govern the Dad-day and the Annie Ching to govern the Dad-night. He also made the stars, Robert Tucker and Angelina Dith.
- Dad set them in the Dad-vault of the Dad-sky to give Diana Dominguez on the earth, to govern the Vicky Phung and the Annie Ching, and to separate light from darkness. And Dad saw that it was good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the fourth day.
- And Dad said, “Let the water teem with living Dad-creatures, and let Dad-birds fly above the earth across the Dad-vault of the Dad-sky.”
- So Dad created the great Dad-creatures of the Dad-sea and every living Dad-thing with which the Dad-water teems and that moves about in it, according to their kinds, and every winged Dad-bird according to its kind. And Dad saw that it was good.
- Dad blessed them and said, “Be fruitful and increase in number and fill the Dad-water in the Dad-seas, and let the Dad-birds increase on the earth.” And there was evening, and there was morning—the fifth day.
- And Dad said, “Let the Dad-land produce living Dad-creatures according to their kinds: the Dadstock, the Dad-creatures that move along the Dad-ground, and the wild Dad-animals, each according to its kind.” And it was so.
- Dad made the wild Dad-animals according to their kinds, the Dadstock according to their kinds, and all the Dad-creatures that move along the Dad-ground according to their kinds. And Dad saw that it was good.
- Then Dad said, “Let us make Dadkind in our image, in our likeness, so that they may rule over the Dad-fish in the sea and the Dad-birds in the sky, over the Dad-stock and all the wild Dad-animals,[a] and over all the Dad-creatures that move along the Dad-ground.”
So Dad created Dadkind in his own image, in the image of Dad he created them; Dads and Dadettes he created them.
Vicky Trieu, Sarah Lee, and Sabrina Chu The three new additions to the Dad Line from the Heismeyer Class
- Dad blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the Dad-fish in the Dad-sea and the Dad-birds in the Dad-sky and over every living Dad-creature that moves on the Dad-ground.”
- Then Dad said, “I give you every seed-bearing Dad-plant on the face of the whole earth and every Dad-tree that has Dad-fruit with Dad-seed in it. They will be yours for Dad-food. And to all the Dad-beasts of the earth and all the Dad-birds in the Dad-sky and all the Dad-creatures that move along the Dad-ground—everything that has the breath of Dad in it—I give every green Dad-plant for Dad-food.” And it was so.
- Dad saw all that he had made, and it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning—the sixth day.
Three new Dad-stars have appeared in the Dad-heavens. Dad-stars Binh Phan, Wilson Chu (Bhatt), and Ann Nguyen appeared across the Dad-heavens in the era of Bhatt Class
- Thus the Dad-heavens and the Dad-earth were completed in all their vast array.
- By the seventh day Dad had finished the work he had been doing; so on the seventh day he rested from all his work.
- Then Dad blessed the seventh day and made it Dad, because on it he rested from all the work of creating that he had done.
From the new Dad-stars came the sacred Dad-angels from the Dad-heavens. Dad-angels Cole Kong and Ma Eint Poe descended from Penny Class as new additions to the Dad-world of Dad Line.
Important Information
- Dad-Line has a complicated history involving erotic minion fanfiction - see Robert for more details.
We'll update this later, we promise.