Timothy Mascarinas

Timothy Mascarinas
Major(s)	Music
Pledge Class	Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group	Group 1

Family and Associations

• Sponsor(s): Amanda Dunham, Brandon Jackson
• Sponsoree: Terrance Chow with Sherry Chen
• Pledge Trainers: Bianca Hua, Vivie Nguyen
• Group 1 Groupees! ALL FOR ONE, AND ONE FOR ALL! with Johnny Chin, Nicholas Sordello, Jessica Nguyen, and Sophia Vu
• Big Bro: Sherry Chen
• Little Bro: Annie Dear
• Square: Lily Lee
• S2K12 Serrano Sergeant-At-Arms: with Tommy Hoang, Karena Shum
• Became Dream Date F2K11 Zlatkovich term with Alexis Rojas

Random Facts

• He is Filipino
• He is not RC Cruz
• He is not Jason Bayquen
• Is the Black Trap of the Filipino Trifecta
• Is blind in one eye
  • Because of a "nasty incident off the coast of Panama"
• Has three bullet wounds
  • "One of which is too close to my heart, so they left it there"
• Can speak fluent Russian and German, along with Spanish and French
  • "It helps to pick up women when you know their language"
• Has a knife on him at all times
  • "I don't know about Thao Nguyen or Thucminh Le, but this baby is for survival and nothing else"
    • "Why bring a knife to a gun fight?"
• Doesn't smoke
  • "Slows you down and I heard makes your lips taste like ash. A mood killer in all respects"
• Black belt in Judo and Karate
  • Practices Wing-Chun with Cody Harper
    • "Unlike a few of my compatriots, I don't brag on what I can do"
• Fought David Upton a few times
  • "It was during the Cold War. It was nothing personal"
• Been in more "hairy situations" than he can count
  • "There was one time when I had to stop the Russians from getting launch codes"
    • "But that's a story for another day"
• Doesn't believe in karma
  • "I believe in revenge. If they chip a tooth, you hit back, going for the whole mouth"
• Is a "loose cannon"
• Prefers up close and personal encounters
  • "I like to make sure they stay down"
• Believes in an afterlife
  • "There has to be someplace where I sent all those people"
• Enjoys a nice read
  • "Some people don't like reading textbooks, but when you deal with people everyday, you have to know their basic anatomy..."
• Has a pair of latex gloves on him at all times
  • "If you leave behind prints, you're either sloppy or an amateur. Either way, you're that much closer with a bullet between the eyes or behind iron bars with a shiv in your back"
• Founding Father of Sausage Fest