Annie Lu

Annie Lu
Pledge Class	Wu Class, Spring 2015
Pledge Group	Group 1
Family	Loose
Big Bro(s)	Malisa Yang

Family and Associations

• Big Bro: Malisa Yang
• Little Bro: Quynh Le
• Sponsor(s): Ryan Brown and Ireneo Calip
• Pledge Trainers: Emma Jacobsen, Kurt Romero, and Joyce Sun
  • Groupies: Eileen Hoang, Jessica Phan, Lauren Tom, and Tim Park,

Random Facts

• has the best potato little ever
• is a grandma, will go to sleep before midnight
• Littleeeee, Big Bro loves you <3

• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Annie Lu.
• Annie Lu can light a fire by rubbing two ice-cubes together.
• When Annie Lu throws you into a bottomless pit, you hit the bottom.
• Annie Lu runs until the treadmill gets tired.
• Annie Lu doesn’t mow her lawn, she dares her grass to grow.
• Annie Lu's hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
• Annie Lu can give aspirin a headache.
• Outer space exists because it’s afraid to be on the same planet with Annie Lu.
• Annie Lu made a Happy Meal cry.
• Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Annie Lu is Logic.
• When Annie Lu does a pushup, she isn’t lifting herself up, she’s pushing the Earth down.
• Annie Lu doesn’t call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
• Annie Lu has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. The bear isn’t dead it is just afraid to move.
• Annie Lu has already been to Mars; that’s why there are no signs of life.
• Some magicians can walk on water, Annie Lu can swim through land.
• Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Annie Lu stories.
• Annie Lu can cut through a hot knife with butter.
• Annie Lu counted to infinity – twice.
• Annie Lu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Annie Lu won American Idol using only sign language.
• Once a cop pulled Annie Lu over. The cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Annie Lu.
• Annie Lu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• There are no steroids in baseball. Just players Annie Lu breathed on.
• In an average living room, there are 1,358 objects Annie Lu could use to kill you, including the room itself.
• If you spell Annie Lu in Scrabble, you win. Forever.
• The quickest way to a man's heart is with Annie Lu's fist.
• Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Annie Lu has 72...and they're all poisonous.
• The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Annie Lu out. It failed miserably.
• Annie Lu can divide by zero.
• The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Annie Lu has been there. In that case, the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.