Kristal Kim

Kristal Kim
Pledge Class	Pfeffer Class - Fall 2015, Heismeyer Class - Fall 2016
Pledge Group	The Avatars (Pfeffer Class), French Fry BBs (Heismeyer Class)
Family	Loose
Big Bro(s)	Stanton Ho

Family and Associations

• Member of Loose Family and Gucci Line
  • Little Bro: Carrie Cho
    • Little Square: Alex Soepardi
  • Big Bro: Stanton Ho
    • Sibs: Esther Kwak, Jessica Gee
  • Square: Anita Fan
  • Cube: Terrance Chow
  • Fourth: Sherry Chen
  • Fifth: Alan Tang

F2K15 Pfeffer Term

• Sponsor(s): Stanton Ho and Michelle Nguyen
• Pledge Trainers: Samantha Randolph and Chloe A. Hofschneider
  • Groupies: Ed Yeow, Hein Htet Aung, Maritza Ng Du

F2K16 Heismeyer Term

• Sponsors: Montana Altman, Robert Tucker
• Pledge Trainers: Cammy Luong and Evan Do
  • Groupies: Diane Le, Jason Kuang, Jonathan Tapia, Ashley Tran

Offices and Positions

• F2K16 Heismeyer Term: Spokesperson
• S2K17 Bhatt Class Term: Corresponding Secretary with Elton Wu

Awards and Honors

• Received the Vigorous Sapling Award, Heismeyer Term F2K16

Random Facts

• Hanguk Era
• Member of BTS Trash
• Has her own official fanclub I ♥️ Kristal Kim Fan Club
• Member of Carlo Maskarino Fan Club
• Part of Bread Sandwich Line
• Quisto Keem
• She is Queefina, Goddess of Queefs
  • Her earth form name is Queen LaQueefsta
  • But she doesn't know what a queef sounds like....yet
• Sleeps at 9pm and wakes up at 5am for early bird specials
  • Goes on walks at 6:30am sharp because there are no cars
  • If you look really close, her teeth are really just dentures
  • She used to have a lawn....but damn kids wouldn't stop playing on it
  • Coupons like a God.
  • Still writes checks for a single grape
    • She doesn't own a credit card.
  • Drives 65 on a freeway with her chair all the way, with her emergency blinkers and high beams on
  • Feels old when she goes for the super early bird specials
    • What does that even mean?!
    • No one knows....BECAUSE NO ONE EVEN WAKES UP FOR EARLY BIRD SPECIALS EXCEPT THE GODDESS OF QUEEF
  • She old guys....she old...
• Drunk cleans on the daily

• "woot woot

woot

woooooooot

wooof

woof

bark bark"

- Wise Words of Kristal Kim

• Can't actually speak Korean
  • Update (10/26/17): She can actually speak some Korean now... finally.
• Dirty Ahjumma
• Loves Annie Truong and her amazing editing skills...she's the meme queen
• Claudia Fong sarangs her........ but quisto no sarang back
• She wakes up to this song EVERY SINGLE DAY: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMN7evWGj68
• This video gives her life: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAnnzwFDq2g
• BTS is love, BTS is life
  • It's Jin or no one