Thao Nguyen

Family and Associations

SARN WAS HERE ;D
Knows the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique. Seriously.
Practices Wu-Shu regularly with Tam Pham
- Also Jeet Kune Do
  - And Muay Thai
Knows all of the pressure points in a human body
- Can kill a man with her thumb and some pressure. But chooses not to. Unless you start something. Or if she's having a bad day. Either/or really.
Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon is loosely based on her Saturdays. A lot more explosions in the real thing
Routinely challenges RC Cruz and Kevin Luu to a dance off
- They routinely refuse
  - BECAUSE THEY KNOW THEY'LL LOSE
Can dunk over RC Cruz even when not playing Basketball
Stared down a water buffalo
- Don't ask me how she did it or even why, she just did
Calms down by counting her vast and varied knife collection
- She always miscounts because she forgets about the one she left in a Nicaraguan
  - Doesn't want to buy another one because that one was irreplaceable
Can tip a cow with her sneeze.
When asked what is her favorite animal, she replied "Bear"
- When asked why, she replied "It is the only mammal that doesn't run away when I approach"
She walks up a 20 mile hill and jumps down when at the top because "it is faster and practical"
She smokes
- That's about it. You can't really make it anymore badass
  - She also knows she might get lung cancer. She doesn't care.
Edits everyone's wiki on occasion. NOT Alan Chu.