Belinda Huang

Belinda Yuanchi Huang
Pledge Class	Harty Class, Fall 2012
Pledge Group	Group 11

Family and Associations

• Big Bro: Daniel Xu
• Sponsor(s): Nicholas Sordello, Chandran Lakshmanan
• Pledge Trainers: Anne Huang, Fanny Wong
  • Groupies: Michael Kim, Kimberly Luu, Lily Lee, Teresa Bang

Offices and Positions

F2K12 Harty Class

• Spokesperson

S2K13 Cheng Class

• Spirit Chair with Jillian Lee, Timothy Akana, and Lawrence Chou

Random Facts

• AKA Berlinda Wall
• When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Belinda Huang
• Fear of spiders is arachnophobia, fear of tight spaces is claustrophobia, fear of Belinda Huang is called Logic
• Belinda Huang won American Idol using only sign language
• Belinda Huang eats the core of an apple first.
• Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Belinda Huang stories.
• Belinda Huang doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
• If Belinda Huang smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
• Once the cop pulled over Belinda Huang....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
• Belinda Huang is the reason why The Birds are angry
• Belinda Huang won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
• Belinda Huang has a grizzly bear carpet in her room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.
• There used to be a street named after Belinda Huang, but it was changed because nobody crosses Belinda Huang and lives.
• Belinda Huang died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell her yet.
• Belinda Huang has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
• Did you know Belinda Huang had a role in Star Wars......she was the force.
• Some magicians can walk on water, Belinda Huang can swim through land.
• When Belinda Huang rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from her.
• Belinda Huang can eat rice with one chop stick
• Belinda Huang ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
• Belinda Huang can cut through a hot knife with butter
• Belinda Huang once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
• Belinda Huang and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing their underwear on the outside of their pants.
• Belinda Huang can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
• Bill Gates lives in fear Belinda Huang's PC will crash.
• Belinda Huang can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
• When Belinda Huang puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
• Belinda Huang doesn't flush the toilet, she scares the sh*t out of it
• Belinda Huang knows the letter after Z.
• Belinda Huang wrote a book on how to read.
• Belinda Huang can kill two stones with one bird.
• If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Belinda Huang isn't playing.
• Belinda Huang finished the Never Ending Story.
• Belinda Huang is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
• Belinda Huang once drowned a fish underwater.
• Belinda Huang can do a wheelie on a unicycle
• Belinda Huang counted to infinity - twice.
• Belinda Huang can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Belinda Huang
• Belinda Huang had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
• Death once had a near-Belinda Huang experience
• Belinda Huang doesn't age. She levels up
• Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Belinda Huang goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
• When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Belinda Huang.
• Belinda Huang was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
• Belinda Huang can slam a revolving door.
• When Belinda Huang reads a Belinda Huang Fact, she doesn't laugh. She simply nods.
• Belinda Huang puts the laughter in slaughter.
• When Belinda Huang went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
• If you have five dollars and Belinda Huang has five dollars, Belinda Huang has more money than you.
• Belinda Huang can touch MC Hammer.
• If at first you don't succeed, you're not Belinda Huang.
• Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Belinda Huang pajamas.
• When Belinda Huang does a pushup, she isn't lifting herself up, she's pushing the Earth down.
• Belinda Huang can rob a bank by phone.
• Belinda Huang can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
• Belinda Huang can unscramble an egg.
• Belinda Huang doesnt wear a watch. She decides what time it is.
• Belinda Huang can tie her shoes with her feet.
• Belinda Huang threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
• The only time Belinda Huang was wrong was when she thought she made a mistake.
• Belinda Huang sleeps with a pillow under her gun.
• Some people break the law of the state. Belinda Huang breaks the law of physics.
• Belinda Huang doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses her body for protection.
• Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Belinda Huang adopts an orphan once a minute.
• Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Belinda Huang in the eyes.
• Silly rabbit, Trix are for Belinda Huang
• gmail@Belinda Huang.com
• Belinda Huang is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
• If Belinda Huang was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
• Belinda Huang has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Belinda Huang.
• Growing up, Belinda Huang had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
• They once made an Belinda Huang toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
• Belinda Huang is what Willis was talking about.
• Belinda Huang knows the last digit of pi.
• Belinda Huang can hum dubstep songs.
• Have you seen Belinda Huang's website? It's called the internet.
• Belinda Huang once shot a home movie in her basement. After going through several titles, she settled with Star Wars.
• When Belinda Huang looks into the mirror, her reflection asks her for an autograph.
• When Belinda Huang comes to your house, you are the guest.
• When Belinda Huang runs into Chewbacca, Chewbacca turns into Belinda Huang.