Difference between revisions of "David Upton"

Revision as of 00:56, 18 February 2012

He is white.
- His real name is Courtney.
is deemed a troll by his pdad, QA Nguyen.
Contrary to popular belief, he is only 17.
- His real name is Zac Efron.
Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
- His real name is Obamaniqua.
Also contrary to popular belief, he is also poop.
Refuses to participate in forum conversations until his picture is changed.
Pretty much has only one picture of himself that he doesn't hate.
is actually a really great guy that you should really get to know.
- He always has Janaynay's back so you really shouldn't mess with him
Fought in the Vietnam War
Has a wooden leg
Member of the Triple D's
When asked what were his favorite things he answered whips and chains
- When asked again, he answered fire and brimstone
Everything he says is a lie
The air he breathes is Alpha Phi Omega air
He can sing in Japanese and Tagalog. Go to karaoke with him. He will not disappoint.
He missed the exit to the Bay Bridge three times... even with a GPS
- He denies the above but Diana Chan, Uyen Nguyen and William Chan will agree to disagree with him
D-Up!
- Not to be confused with 7-Up
Pulling a "David Upton", refers to the game tactic in Bang!, when you are an outlaw and you kill your own allies for the 3 card reward, however in the end you win the game

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 * Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
 **His real name is Obamaniqua.
+* Also contrary to popular belief, he is also poop.
+** http://cf.sketchfu.com/i/2584529.png
 * Refuses to participate in forum conversations until his picture is changed.
 * Pretty much has only one picture of himself that he doesn't hate.