Difference between revisions of "David Upton"

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==Random Facts==
==Random Facts==
* He is white.
* He is white.
**His real name is Courtney.
* is deemed a troll by his pdad, [[QA Nguyen]].
* is deemed a troll by his pdad, [[QA Nguyen]].
* Contrary to popular belief, he is only 17.
* Contrary to popular belief, he is only 17.
**His real name is Zac Efron.
* Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
* Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
**His real name is Obamaniqua.
* Refuses to participate in forum conversations until his picture is changed.
* Refuses to participate in forum conversations until his picture is changed.
* Pretty much has only one picture of himself that he doesn't hate.
* Pretty much has only one picture of himself that he doesn't hate.
* is actually a really great guy that you should really get to know.
* is actually a really great guy that you should really get to know.
**He always has [[Janaynay]]'s back so you really shouldn't mess with him
* Fought in the Vietnam War  
* Fought in the Vietnam War  
* Has a wooden leg
* Has a wooden leg
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** When asked again, he answered fire and brimstone
** When asked again, he answered fire and brimstone
* Everything he says is a lie
* Everything he says is a lie
* The air he breathes is [[Alpha Phi Omega]] air
* He can sing in Japanese and Tagalog. Go to karaoke with him. He will not disappoint.
* He missed the exit to the Bay Bridge three times... even with a GPS
** He denies the above but [[Diana Chan]], [[Uyen Nguyen]] and [[William Chan]] will agree to disagree with him
* <b>D-Up!</b>
** Not to be confused with 7-Up
   
   
[[Category: Members]]
[[Category: Members]]

Revision as of 19:22, 29 December 2011

David Upton
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Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 16
Family Tight
Big Bro(s) Ivana Bui


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Random Facts

  • He is white.
    • His real name is Courtney.
  • is deemed a troll by his pdad, QA Nguyen.
  • Contrary to popular belief, he is only 17.
    • His real name is Zac Efron.
  • Contrary to popular belief, he is also black.
    • His real name is Obamaniqua.
  • Refuses to participate in forum conversations until his picture is changed.
  • Pretty much has only one picture of himself that he doesn't hate.
  • is actually a really great guy that you should really get to know.
    • He always has Janaynay's back so you really shouldn't mess with him
  • Fought in the Vietnam War
  • Has a wooden leg
  • Member of the Triple D's
  • When asked what were his favorite things he answered whips and chains
    • When asked again, he answered fire and brimstone
  • Everything he says is a lie
  • The air he breathes is Alpha Phi Omega air
  • He can sing in Japanese and Tagalog. Go to karaoke with him. He will not disappoint.
  • He missed the exit to the Bay Bridge three times... even with a GPS
  • D-Up!
    • Not to be confused with 7-Up