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{{Infobox Member|
{{Infobox Member|
   Name = Diana Chan|
   Name = Diana "Janaynay" Chan|
   Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2537.jpg|
   Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2537.jpg|
  Hometown = San Francisco, CA|
  Birthday = March 2, 1992|
   Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
   Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
   Group = Group 2|
   Group = Group 2|
   Family = |
   Family = [[Close Family]] |
   Bigs =
   Bigs = [[Wylie Wong]]
}}
}}


==Family and Associations==
==Family and Associations==
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
* Member of [[Close Family]]
**[[Little Bro]](s): [[Connie Giang]], [[Jessica Lee]]
** [[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
** Square: [[Kelly Ho]]
** Cube: [[Sarn Saeteurn]]
** Fourth: [[Josephine Diep]]
** Fifth: [[Alexander Nguyen]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]
*[[Sponsoree|Sponsoree(s)]]: [[Abishak Kodi]] (Serrano), [[Pamella Chang]] (Harty), [[Clinton Lam]] (Cheng)
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim (Jaromay)|Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]] (CPZ Group 2)
*[[Undercover Brother]]: [[Cassandra Yee]], [[Abby Snitovsky]]
 
==Offices and Positions==
*S2K12 Serrano: [[Corresponding Secretary]] with [[Thucminh Le]]
*F2K12 Harty: Pledge Trainer with [[Kevin Luu]] for Group 3
**[[Trainees]]: [[Michael Chu]], [[Timothy Akana]], [[Samantha Khuu]], [[Connie Giang]], and [[Daniel Tang]]


==Random Facts==
==Random Facts==
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*<b><font color=#0276FD> SARN WAS HERE ;D </font color>
*<b><font color=#0276FD> SARN WAS HERE ;D </font color>
*Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):</b>
*Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):</b>
http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc389/black_ace121/pikachu_ketchup.jpg
*Likes k-pop :)
*Likes k-pop :)
*LOVES HER SPONSOR, [[Sally Ho]]
*LOVES HER SPONSOR, [[Sally Ho]]
 
*JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
**Also sometimes read as Janaynay
***In fact, the following information is only relevant under said name
*Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
*Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
*Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
*Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
*When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
*Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
**“I like grape drank!”
*Keeps her prized nine near her heart
**“Keep what you love close to your heart”
*Simply from “the hood”
**No location in particular
***Reps all coasts and directions
*Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
**Currently expanding worldwide
*Stabbed a man with a gun
**Don’t ask how, she just do
*The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
**Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
*Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
**The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
***This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
*Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
**“Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
*Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
*Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
**The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
***In fact paid her for her time
*Only shoots from half court when she balls
**Has never missed
*Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
**Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
***The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
*Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
*Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
*Everyday she’s hustling!
*Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
**Until she enters the room
*Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
**Usually in hoods going 100+ mph
*She's hotwiring your car as you read this


   
   
[[Category: Members]]
[[Category: Members]]

Latest revision as of 01:46, 17 December 2013

Diana "Janaynay" Chan
2537.jpg
Hometown San Francisco, CA
Birthday March 2, 1992
Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 2
Family Close Family
Big Bro(s) Wylie Wong

Family and Associations

Offices and Positions

Random Facts

pikachu_ketchup.jpg

  • Likes k-pop :)
  • LOVES HER SPONSOR, Sally Ho
  • JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
    • Also sometimes read as Janaynay
      • In fact, the following information is only relevant under said name
  • Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
  • Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
  • Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
  • Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
  • When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
  • Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
    • “I like grape drank!”
  • Keeps her prized nine near her heart
    • “Keep what you love close to your heart”
  • Simply from “the hood”
    • No location in particular
      • Reps all coasts and directions
  • Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
    • Currently expanding worldwide
  • Stabbed a man with a gun
    • Don’t ask how, she just do
  • The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
    • Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
  • Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
    • The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
      • This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
  • Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
    • “Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
  • Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
  • Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
    • The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
      • In fact paid her for her time
  • Only shoots from half court when she balls
    • Has never missed
  • Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
    • Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
      • The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
  • Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
  • Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
  • Everyday she’s hustling!
  • Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
    • Until she enters the room
  • Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
    • Usually in hoods going 100+ mph
  • She's hotwiring your car as you read this