Weimen Yang

Weimen Yang
Hometown	Sacramento, CA
Birthday	January 4, 2001
Major(s)	Computer Science
Minor(s)	Technology Management
Pledge Class	Keene, Fall 2022
Pledge Group	No Face No Bitches
Family	Tight
Big Bro(s)	Wanzhu Zheng
Little Bros(s)	Richard Nocon and Aditya Mittal

Family and Associations

Member of Tight Family and Salmon Line

• Big Bro: Wanzhu Zheng
  • Square: Kyle Chan
  • Cube: Joanne Yu
  • Fifth/Namesake: Elisa Kwock
• Little Bros: Richard Nocon and Aditya Mittal
• Sponsors: Jane Kim, Ivan Thai, and Trina Lim
• Pledge Trainers: Mandy Xia and Kimberly Kam
  • No Face No Bitches: Brandon Wong, Valerie Cheung, Esther Lee and Kylie Lallak

• Sponsorees:
  • S2K23 Kwock Term: David Batcayar and Aleeza Ahmad with Cecilia Pham and Esther Jin

Offices and Positions

• S2K23 Kwock Term:
  • Pledge Trainer with Irene Kim
    • Teach Me How To Dobie: Brenda Sha, Isabelle Ho, and Skylar Lee
  • Webmaster with Austin Shih and Brandon Wong
  • Head Family Chair with Wanzhu Zheng and Lemar Deguzman

Awards and Honors

• F2K22 Keene Term:
  • Thirstiest Pledge with Jazmin Adachi
  • Most Likely to Clog a Toilet with Sophia Baltasar
  • Most Likely to Brighten Up Your Day with Sharon Tan
  • Most Likely to Break RM with Jazmin Adachi
• S2K23 Kwock Term:
  • Most Likely to Clog a Toilet with Julian Atalit
  • Active with No Rizz with Austin Shih

Random Facts

• Down Bad ONG
  • Someone get this man some MILK
• Lonely ONG
  • FR THO SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG
• Don't let your dawgs out near him
• Built stoopid
• Used to play waterpolo??
• His phone is on DND for 2 reasons
• Lives near an elementary school
• Has the best big ever - Wanzhu Zheng
• Can't spell
• Is NOT smarter than a 5th grader
• Cooks drya** chicken
• Common phrases:
  • "Just waiting for a text from her"
  • "I'm too sober for this"
  • "She's hella fine"
  • "I'll still clap it"
  • "I chose the wrong major"
  • "Where my hug at"
  • "You gonna finish that?"
  • "You want a bite?"
  • "Shoot n Scoot"
  • "Nah that's a Diaper Wiper"