Alan Sitou

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Alan Sitou
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Pledge Class Emery Class, Fall 2013
Pledge Group Group 5
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Big Bro(s) Melissa Wong

Family and Associations

  • Part of The Good-Looking Line:

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Offices and Positions

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Awards and Accomplishments

Random Facts

  • Irritated when people do not know where "Macau" is.
    • *Hint* It is near Moscow.
  • Drops his phone every 2 hours.
  • His first present from his big is a colorful XL size thong.
  • Die-hard South Park fan.
  • His hair is his source of power.
  • He cannot step outside the house without doing his hair or else he will explode.
  • His favorite movie is My Little Princess.
  • His favorite color is pink but a little hint of more white.
  • BEST LINE EVERRRRR!!!
  • Has a twisted sense of humor.
  • Had better check himself before he wrecks himself.
  • Tells his honoraries/little to "PUT AWAY YOUR PHONEEEEES"
  • Tried joining the mean girls of krenek f2k14, but never got accepted

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  • IT'S ALRIGHHHTTTTTTT

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  • ^Favorite trainee!! :D

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  • Sluttiest of them all.