Jonathan Su

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Jonathan Su
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Pledge Class Serrano Class, Spring 2012
Pledge Group Group 16
Big Bro(s) Dara Lan

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Jonathan Su Facts

  • He looks like an airbender
  • Chemistry Wizard of Close
  • When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Jonathan Su
  • Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Jonathan Su is called Logic
  • Jonathan Su won American Idol using only sign language
  • Jonathan Su eats the core of an apple first.
  • Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Jonathan Su stories.
  • Jonathan Su doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
  • If Jonathan Su smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
  • Once the cop pulled over Jonathan Su....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
  • Jonathan Su is the reason why The Birds are angry
  • Jonathan Su won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
  • Jonathan Su has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
  • There used to be a street named after Jonathan Su, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan Su and lives.
  • Jonathan Su died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
  • Jonathan Su has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
  • Did you know Jonathan Su had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
  • Some magicians can walk on water, Jonathan Su can swim through land.
  • When Jonathan Su rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
  • Jonathan Su can eat rice with one chop stick
  • Jonathan Su ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
  • Jonathan Su can cut through a hot knife with butter
  • Jonathan Su once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
  • Jonathan Su and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
  • Jonathan Su can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
  • Bill Gates lives in fear Jonathan Su's PC will crash.
  • Jonathan Su can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
  • When Jonathan Su puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
  • Jonathan Su doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
  • Jonathan Su knows the letter after Z.
  • Jonathan Su wrote a book on how to read.
  • Jonathan Su can kill two stones with one bird.
  • If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Jonathan Su isn't playing.
  • Jonathan Su finished the Never Ending Story.
  • Jonathan Su is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
  • Jonathan Su once drowned a fish underwater.
  • Jonathan Su can do a wheelie on a unicycle
  • Jonathan Su counted to infinity - twice.
  • Jonathan Su can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Jonathan Su.
  • Jonathan Su had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
  • Death once had a near-Jonathan Su experience
  • Jonathan Su doesn't age. He levels up
  • Kids go to bed with a teddy bear, Jonathan Su goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
  • When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jonathan Su.
  • Jonathan Su was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
  • Jonathan Su can slam a revolving door.
  • When Jonathan Su reads a Jonathan Su Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply giggles.
  • Jonathan Su puts the laughter in slaughter.
  • When Jonathan Su went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
  • If you have five dollars and Jonathan Su has five dollars, Jonathan Su has more money than you.
  • Jonathan Su can touch MC Hammer.
  • If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jonathan Su.
  • Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jonathan Su pajamas.
  • When Jonathan Su does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
  • Jonathan Su can rob a bank by phone.
  • Jonathan Su can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
  • Jonathan Su can unscramble an egg.
  • Jonathan Su doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
  • Jonathan Su can tie his shoes with his feet.
  • Jonathan Su threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
  • The only time Jonathan Su was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
  • Jonathan Su sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
  • Some people break the law of the state. Jonathan Su breaks the law of physics.
  • Jonathan Su doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
  • Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Jonathan Su adopts an orphan once a minute.
  • Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Jonathan Su in the eyes.
  • Silly rabbit, Trix are for Jonathan Su
  • gmail@jonathansu.com
  • Jonathan Su is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
  • If Jonathan Su was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
  • Jonathan Su has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Jonathan Su.
  • Growing up, Jonathan Su had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
  • They once made an Jonathan Su toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
  • Jonathan Su is what Willis was talking about.
  • Jonathan Su knows the last digit of pi.
  • Jonathan Su can hum dubstep songs.
  • Have you seen Jonathan Su's website? It's called the internet.
  • Jonathan Su once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
  • When Jonathan Su looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
  • When Jonathan Su comes to your house, you are the guest.
  • When Jonathan Su runs into Chewbacca, Chewbacca turns into Jonathan Su.

TROLOLOL!

  • ^Well this looks familiar^
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