George Wong

George "Troll" Wong
Pledge Class	Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group	Group 3

Family and Associations

• Sponsor(s): Angus Yang, Michael????
• Pledge Trainers: Fanny Wong, Gishan Bogollagama

Random Facts

• is deemed a troll by his pdad, QA Nguyen.
• Owns a brand new 2011 Subaru WRX
• Can disassemble and reassemble a M1911 pistol with a paper clip
  • Under 3 minutes
• Cleans his Colt Anaconda .44 to relax after a long night of studying
• Has been shot no less than three times
  • Each time involved women
    • Whenever it gets cold, the bullet wounds ache
• Has lit a match with a bullet
• Shot a fly off of the wall
• Practices Thai Knife Fighting
  • In case there are no more bullets
    • There always are more bullets
• Was the fastest gun in the East
• All of the John Woo movies were loosely based on George's average Wednesday
• Doesn't flinch at the sight of his own or anyone else's blood
  • Because he has seen things
    • Things that make grown men cry
• Fluent in Japanese, English, Mandarin, Russian, French, Spanish and German
  • He says "You never know when and where you need to tell the police that it's not my blood"
• Has a photographic memory
  • That way he can assess and analyze the room's exits
• He smokes
  • Or so he says
• He shot a door lock off
  • It was because he left his keys inside and only had a Franchi SAS-12 shotgun on him
    • He claims that "When life gives you lemons..."