Evan Chen

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Evan Chen
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Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 14
Family Loose
Big Bro(s) Sally Comande

Family and Associations

Awards and Accomplishments

  • Vigorous Sapling (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
  • Picture Whore Type A (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
  • Biggest Troll (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
  • Bromance with David Thai (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
  • Pledge Trainer for Group 6 (Serrano, Spring 2012)
  • Sturdy Oak (Serrano, Spring 2012)
  • Assassins Chair (Serrano, Spring 2012; Harty, Fall 2012)
  • Pledge Trainer for Group 14 (Harty, Fall 2012)
  • Athletic Chair with Andy Yip (Harty, Fall 2012)

Random Facts

  • is the tallest pkid ever. :O
  • he wants it in the ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
  • Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me
  • Is the biggest troll. Ever.
  • Likes to take awkward pictures of people.
  • Part of the Chilli Line.
  • Smells really bad. He has not showered since August 2010 when he swore to save water [not true -_____-]
  • IS A TROLL AS DEEMED BY HIS PDAD, QA NGUYEN.
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  • has too much free time: creator of Filipino Trifecta, despite being Chinese/Taiwanese (i dont actually know)
  • likes to be called Evan "Ebony" Wang
  • thinks he's part of Tight and Close
  • Dubbed "Evany and Ivany" (Ebony and Ivory) by his favorite pbro, who also posted his nice picture of Mini Raviolis =P
  • Has an obsession with Black people, especially those in the Filipino Trifecta.
  • He is white.
  • IS NOT PART OF CLOSE FAMILY
  • OR TIGHT FAMILY [WHY ARE YOU GUYS HATING?]
  • bigger troll than Van Doan
  • he crushes on his little way to much, but he doesn't care what other people think [fuck you Fatt Sano]
  • Is a troll.
  • Wants to join/take place of members in Close Family's FAM Line, Hercules Line, and Penguin Line.
  • why doesnt penguin line have a page? why doesnt Penguin Line have a penguin?
    • We do :O
  • Why do you want to be in so many lines? You know that you can just be friends with people from those lines. Evan is a slut. hahaha.
  • Is missing his 3 back teeth on the top right side. NOT TRUE! It's actually his bottom left side
  • Gives long, unnecessary directions that aren't even right.
  • likes to tell his big "penis" randomly, most likely because he has self-esteem problems <-- lol what does this sentence even mean <-- She responds back with Vagina, why?
  • FAP FAP FAP for close
  • Drove Adrian Ye and David Thai around in horrendous SF Downtown traffic. Soooooo nice of him!
  • Starts giggling in unison with David Thai past 1 AM
  • Has a Close lanyard :O
  • Going to Bank of America > Going to class
  • Is clearly related to Beverly Wang. Tall and Taiwanese! :)
  • Is God
  • secretly wishes Michelle Huang was his lb. << best lil ever!
  • Chose to be God for Assassins so he can try to break up BBLB pairs! Made Sally Ho kill her LB!
  • Evan Chen is lame.
  • Is the best big bro!:)
  • Is still in the blacklist.
  • Spends a lot of time picking on his LB & sending people random gifs -______-
  • Hates it when his LB says "RUDE", prefers the term "CUTE" instead.
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  • Clearly inferior to Cody Harper. Space life, son.
  • Haaaaaaaveeee you met Anthony Lo?
  • Uses his ridiculous height as a significant advantage in "ping pong ball in a cup"
  • Very tight butthole
  • Frozen food connoisseur
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  • Loves taking photos of Difficult Line
  • Loves taking photos of Cookie Monster Line
  • Loves taking photos of Perv Line
  • Loves taking photos of Geraffes and Cody Harper
  • Matt Sano ♡ Evan Chen
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