Evan Chen

Evan Chen
Pledge Class	Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group	Group 14
Family	Loose
Big Bro(s)	Sally Comande

Family and Associations

• Member of Loose Family
• Lil Bro: Beverly Wang
• Big Bro: Sally Comande
• Sibling: Christine Young
• Big Square: Chrisy Tran
• Big Cube: Jerry Lau
• Big 4th: Tuan Truong
• Big 5th: Michelle Yin & Ben Buckley
• Big 6th: Isabella Pamatmat
• Sponsor(s): Suepin Nguyen, Brusly Jone Voong
• Pledge Trainers: Tommy Hoang, Ivy Zhou

Awards and Accomplishments

• Vigorous Sapling (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
• Picture Whore Type A (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
• Biggest Troll (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
• Bromance with David Thai (Zlatkovich, Fall 2011)
• Pledge Trainer for Group 6 (Serrano, Spring 2012)
• Sturdy Oak (Serrano, Spring 2012)
• Pledge Trainer for Group 14 (Harty, Fall 2012)
• Athletic Chair with Andy Yip (Harty, Fall 2012)

Random Facts

• 
• is the tallest pkid ever. :O
• ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass ass
• Ball so hard mother fuckers wanna fine me
• Is the biggest troll. Ever.
• Likes to take awkward pictures of people.
• Part of the Chilli Line.
• Smells really bad. He has not showered since August 2010 when he swore to save water [not true -_____-]
• IS A TROLL AS DEEMED BY HIS PDAD, QA NGUYEN.
• 
• has too much free time: creator of Filipino Trifecta, despite being Chinese/Taiwanese (i dont actually know)
• likes to be called Evan "Ebony" Wang
• thinks he's part of Tight and Close
• Dubbed "Evany and Ivany" (Ebony and Ivory) by his favorite pbro, who also posted his nice picture of Mini Raviolis =P
  • with Ivan Wang
• Has an obsession with Black people, especially those in the Filipino Trifecta.
• He is white.
• IS NOT PART OF CLOSE FAMILY

• OR TIGHT FAMILY [WHY ARE YOU GUYS HATING?]
• bigger troll than Van Doan
• Is a troll.
• Wants to join/take place of members in Close Family's FAM Line, Hercules Line, and Penguin Line.
• why doesnt penguin line have a page? why doesnt Penguin Line have a penguin?
  • We do :O
• Why do you want to be in so many lines? You know that you can just be friends with people from those lines. Evan is a slut. hahaha.
• Is missing his 3 back teeth on the top right side. NOT TRUE! It's actually his bottom left side
• Gives long, unnecessary directions that aren't even right.
• likes to tell his big "penis" randomly, most likely because he has self-esteem problems <-- lol what does this sentence even mean <-- She responds back with Vagina, why?
• FAP FAP FAP for close
• Drove Adrian Ye and David Thai around in horrendous SF Downtown traffic. Soooooo nice of him!
• Starts giggling in unison with David Thai past 1 AM
• Has a Close lanyard :O
• Going to Bank of America > Going to class
• Is clearly related to Beverly Wang. Tall and Taiwanese! :)
• Is God
• secretly wishes Michelle Huang was his lb. << best lil ever!
• Chose to be God for Assassins so he can try to break up BBLB pairs! Made Sally Ho kill her LB!
• Evan Chen is lame.
• Is the best big bro!:)
• Is still in the blacklist.
• Spends a lot of time picking on his LB & sending people random gifs -______-
• Hates it when his LB says "RUDE", prefers the term "CUTE" instead.
• 8===========================================D
• Clearly inferior to Cody Harper. Space life, son.
• Haaaaaaaveeee you met Anthony Lo?
• Uses his rediculous height as a significant advantage in pong
• Very tight butthole