Jonathan Su
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| Pledge Class | Serrano Class, Spring 2012 |
| Pledge Group | Group |
Family and Associations
Offices and Positions
- Spring 2012 (Serrano): Spokesperson
Jonathan Su Facts
- He looks like an airbender
- Chemistry Wizard of Close
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Jonathan Su
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Jonathan Su is called Logic
- Jonathan Su won American Idol using only sign language
- Jonathan Su eats the core of an apple first.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Jonathan Su stories.
- Jonathan Su doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- If Jonathan Su smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
- Once the cop pulled over Jonathan Su....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- Jonathan Su is the reason why The Birds are angry
- Jonathan Su won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
- Jonathan Su has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- There used to be a street named after Jonathan Su, but it was changed because nobody crosses Jonathan Su and lives.
- Jonathan Su died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Jonathan Su has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Did you know Jonathan Su had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
- Some magicians can walk on water, Jonathan Su can swim through land.
- When Jonathan Su rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Jonathan Su can eat rice with one chop stick
- Jonathan Su ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
- Jonathan Su can cut through a hot knife with butter
- Jonathan Su once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Jonathan Su and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- Jonathan Su can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
- Bill Gates lives in fear Jonathan Su's PC will crash.
- Jonathan Su can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
- When Jonathan Su puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
- Jonathan Su doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
- Jonathan Su knows the letter after Z.
- Jonathan Su wrote a book on how to read.
- Jonathan Su can kill two stones with one bird.
- If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Jonathan Su isn't playing.
- Jonathan Su finished the Never Ending Story.
- Jonathan Su is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Jonathan Su once drowned a fish underwater.
- Jonathan Su can do a wheelie on a unicycle
- Jonathan Su counted to infinity - twice.
- Jonathan Su can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
- Jonathan Su had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
- Death once had a near-Jonathan Su experience
- Jonathan Su doesn't age. He levels up
- Kids go to bed with a teddy bear, Jonathan Su goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Jonathan Su.
- Jonathan Su was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
- Jonathan Su can slam a revolving door.
- When Jonathan Su reads a Jonathan Su Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply giggles.
- Jonathan Su puts the laughter in slaughter.
- When Jonathan Su went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
- If you have five dollars and Jonathan Su has five dollars, Jonathan Su has more money than you.
- Jonathan Su can touch MC Hammer.
- If at first you don't succeed, you're not Jonathan Su.
- Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Jonathan Su pajamas.
- When Jonathan Su does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
- Jonathan Su can rob a bank by phone.
- Jonathan Su can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Jonathan Su can unscramble an egg.
- Jonathan Su doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
- Jonathan Su can tie his shoes with his feet.
- Jonathan Su threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
- The only time Jonathan Su was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
- Jonathan Su sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
- Some people break the law of the state. Jonathan Su breaks the law of physics.
- Jonathan Su doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
- Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Jonathan Su adopts an orphan once a minute.
- Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Jonathan Su in the eyes.
- Silly rabbit, Trix are for Jonathan Su
- gmail@jonathansu.com
- Jonathan Su is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
- If Jonathan Su was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
- Jonathan Su has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Jonathan Su.
- Growing up, Jonathan Su had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
- They once made an Jonathan Su toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
- Jonathan Su is what Willis was talking about.
- Jonathan Su knows the last digit of pi.
- Jonathan Su can hum dubstep songs.
- Have you seen Jonathan Su's website? It's called the internet.
- Jonathan Su once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
- When Jonathan Su looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
- When Jonathan Su comes to your house, you are the guest.
- When Jonathan Su runs into Chewbacca, Chewbacca turns into Jonathan Su.