Alan Chu
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| Pledge Class | Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011 |
| Pledge Group | Group 13 |
| Family | Close |
| Big Bro(s) | Dennis Wong |
Family and Associations
- Sponsor(s): Alexander Nguyen, Sherry Chen
- Pledge Trainers: Brusly Jone Voong, Cynthia Nguyen
- Big Bro: Dennis Wong
Offices and Positions
- Fall 2011 (Zlatkovich): Spokesperson
Alan Chu Facts
- When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had missed calls from Alan Chu
- Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
- Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
- Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
- Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
- Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
- If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
- Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
- Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
- Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
- Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
- There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
- Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
- Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
- Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
- Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
- When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
- Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
- Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
- Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
- Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
- Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
- Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
- Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu' PC will crash.
- Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
- When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
- Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
- Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
- Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
- Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
- If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
- Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
- Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
- Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
- When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Alan Chu.
- Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
- Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
- Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
- Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
- Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
- Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
- Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
- When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
- Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
- Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
- When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
- Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.