Brandon Wong

Brandon Wong
Hometown	San Jose, CA
Birthday	May 7, 2003
Graduation	June 2025
Major(s)	Computer Science and Statistics
Minor(s)	Technology Management
Pledge Class	Keene, Fall 2022
Pledge Group	No Face No Bitches
Family	Tight
Big Bro(s)	Mandy Xia

Family and Associations

Member of Tight Family and Pokemon Line, Pokemon: Quagsire

• Big Bro: Mandy Xia
  • Sib: Brendan Luo
  • Square: Henry Tan
  • Cube: Christine Yee
• Sponsors: Julian Atalit, Natsuki Kato, and Syahara Dirham
• Pledge Trainers: Mandy Xia and Kimberly Kam
  • No Face No Bitches: Valerie Cheung, Weimen Yang, Esther Lee and Kylie Lallak

Offices and Positions

• S2K23 Kwock Term:
  • Pledge Trainer with Austin Shih
    • Brewster's Breedable Bitches: Binh Do, Eliza Andrada, Kayla Huang, and Sally Voong
  • Webmaster with Austin Shih and Weimen Yang

Awards and Honors

• F2K22 Keene Term: Butt Buddies with Austin Shih

Random Facts

• Sponsored by Intuit
• Rizzics Genius
• Got the dawg in him fr
  • secured the tizz
• A forever 12 year old (just turned 13 tho)
• Eats quite slow
  • Brushes teeth after every meal??
• Eats food bank rice
• Chef (just like Remy)
  • Cottage Cheese Lasagna
  • Beef Stew
  • Hot Link Pasta
  • Pulled Pork (all 15 pounds)
  • Attempted 小笼包
  • Shakshuka
• ORK Fiend
• "Chilled Legumes"
• Someone give him an internship (pls he's desperate)
  • Update: secured an internship in da donut :D
• Leetcode whore
• A silly little goose in his little silly goose pond
• Has the best big evar Mandeez :D
• Common phrases:
  • "Dangggg"
  • "Dats crazy"
  • "LMAO JK"
  • "epicc"
  • "oh?"