Jessica Gee

Jessica Gee
Pledge Class	Wu Class, Spring 2015
Pledge Group	Group 6
Family	Loose
Big Bro(s)	Stanton Ho

Family and Associations

• Member of Loose Family and Gucci Line
  • Little Bro: Lindsay Tong, James Luong
    • Little Square: Charles Wei, Vivian Wong, Bonnie Zhang
    • Little Cube: Raylph Evangelista
  • Big Bro: Stanton Ho
    • Sibs: Esther Kwak, Kristal Kim
  • Square: Anita Fan
  • Cube: Terrance Chow
  • Fourth: Sherry Chen
  • Fifth: Alan Tang

• Sponsor(s): Anne Huang and Sally Ho
• Sponsoree:Isaac Mijangos and Vivian Wong with James Luong
• Pledge Trainers: Alison Yang, Jeremy Tran, and Alice Hsu
  • Groupies: Andrew Chen, Chloe A. Hofschneider, Kelsey Seale, Madeleine Adamson, Shelby Chin, Wendy Chao

Offices and Positions

• F2K15 Pfeffer Term: Pledge Trainer with Nathan Leo: Jedi Masters
  • Trainees: Austin Ryu, Julia Lopez, Tracy Tan
• S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Term: Pledge Trainer with Howard Yang: Girls' Generation
  • Trainees: Anna Chan, Hung (John) Nguyen, Kimberly Pham, Roxana Benavidez, Sydney Tsao

Random Facts

• Nickname: Gee Gee
  • Baby baby
    • Or more commonly known as The Purple Oompa Loompa
  • Vacuum
  • Notorious G. E. E.
  • Eggplant
    • She is an Italian eggplant, domesticated
      • Don't fret, she non-gmo, organic, fair trade, gluten free, free range
        • Watered with diet water for extra diet power
          • Water is fairly collected by a bear with approved by PETA and the National Wildlife Federation. Approved by the Obama administration.
• Catch phrases
  • OH MY GOD
  • I CAN'T EVEN
    • I CANT WITH YOU GUYS
  • HOLY
  • I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN
  • WOW. -.-
  • WHAT
    • WHAT THE
  • CAN YOU NOT?!
  • OHMOYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
  • t(-.-)t
  • "HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES"
  • "EYE ROLLING INTENSIFIES"
• Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up
  • She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping.
  • Sometimes while on the toilet, she waves her hands as if she was on a rollercoaster and screams everytime the poop comes out"
• Quotes by the lovely Bitchslayer
  • "WAIT. GUYS DON'T USE TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY PEE?! I would definitely wipe the tip of my dick..."
  • "I don't have big boobs...but when you have big boobs, do you sweat a lot under your boobs?"
  • "OH MY GOD THIS WEDGIE...I CAN'T"
• Underground mukbang with desserts
  • Username: NotJessicaGee
  • Live performances must be requested 24 hours in advance
• Wrote, produced, directed and performed the Gee International Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
• Quiet asian girl by day, super diva by night
  • When the sun goes down, bitches bow down
  • This bitch slays
    • They call her: Jezebel Bitchslayer
      • HER NEXT FORM IS JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. EVER.
  • MORE DIVA THAN BEYONCE, RIHANNA, AND NICKI MINAJ COMBINED.
  • YOU DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE SAYS YOU CAN SPEAK.
  • YOU DO NOT BREATHE HER AIR. YOU ONLY BREATHE WHEN SHE EXHALES. ONLY SHE GETS FRESH AIR. ALL YOU PLEBIANS GET USED AIR IN HER PRESENCE.
• An embarrassment to all.... DEF MORE THAN ME -Vagisil
• Can't swim or tread water
  • Like Jenny Li
• Has only one double eyelid
  • Sometimes....SHE GETS TWO!!! AND WHEN IT DOES, SHE HOLDS A PARTY FOR ALL THE DAYS THAT IT STAYS
• She got a congratulatory cake for the ending of her period!
  • Just like her period, it took a week to finish!
  • And period chocolate
• Grandma/ Ahjumma
• She is a vacuum
• Hanguk Era
• Hi beeg ^__^
  • Pls give me a sib
    • She delivered! You have a sib now!
      • WOOOOOOOO THANKS BEEG
• JESSICA IS THE BEST BIG IN THE WORLD - JAMES
• Odessa / Ohdesza
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
• 
  •