Diana Chan

Diana "Jahn Chan
Pledge Class	Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group	Group 2

Family and Associations

• Big Bro: Wylie Wong
• Sponsor(s): Victoria Chang, Justin Ahn
• Pledge Trainers: Jennifer Kim, Minh An Nguyen

Random Facts

• Victoria Chang and Justin Ahn's beloved sponsoree <3 :]
• SARN WAS HERE ;D
• Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
• Likes k-pop :)
• LOVES HER SPONSOR, Sally Ho
• JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
• Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
• Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
• Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
• Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
• When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
• Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
  • “I like grape drank!”
• Keeps her prized nine near her heart
  • “Keep what you love close to your heart”
• Simply from “the hood”
  • No location in particular
    • Reps all coasts and directions
• Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
  • Currently expanding worldwide
• Stabbed a man with a gun
  • Don’t ask how, she just do
• The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
  • Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
• Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
  • The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
    • This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
• Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
  • “Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
• Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
• Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
  • The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
    • In fact paid her for her time
• Only shoots from half court when she balls
  • Has never missed
• Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
  • Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
    • The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
• Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
• Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
• Everyday she’s hustling!
• Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
  • Until she enters the room
• Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
  • Usually in hoods going 100+ mph