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{{Infobox Member|
{{Infobox Loose Member|
   Name = Jessica Gee|
   Name = Jessica Gee|
   Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/3204.jpg|
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==Family and Associations==
==Family and Associations==
*Member of [[Loose|Loose Family]] and [[Gucci Line]]
*Member of [[Loose|Loose Family]] and [[Gucci Line]]
**[[Little Bro]]: [[Lindsay Tong]]
**[[Little Bros]]: [[Lindsay Tong]], [[James Luong]]
***[[Square|Little Squares]]: [[Charles Wei]], [[Vivian Wong]], [[Zixin Zhang|Bonnie Zhang]]
***[[Cube|Little Cubes]]: [[Raylph Evangelista]], [[Carson Ho]]
***[[Fourth|Little Fourth]]: [[Aceline Chiu]]
**[[Big Bro]]: [[Stanton Ho]]
**[[Big Bro]]: [[Stanton Ho]]
***[[Sib|Sibs]]: [[Esther Kwak]], [[Kristal Kim]]
***[[Sib|Sibs]]: [[Esther Kwak]], [[Kristal Kim]]
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*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Anne Huang]] and [[Sally Ho]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Anne Huang]] and [[Sally Ho]]
 
*[[Sponsoree]]: [[Vivian Wong]] with [[James Luong]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Alison Yang]], [[Jeremy Tran]], and [[Alice Hsu (Krenek)|Alice Hsu]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Alison Yang]], [[Jeremy Tran]], and [[Alice Hsu (Krenek)|Alice Hsu]]
**[[Groupies]]: [[Andrew Chen]], [[Chloe A. Hofschneider]], [[Kelsey Seale]], [[Madeleine Adamson]], [[Shelby Chin]], [[Wendy Chao]]
**[[Groupies]]: [[Andrew Chen]], [[Chloe A. Hofschneider]], [[Kelsey Seale]], [[Madeleine Adamson]], [[Shelby Chin]], [[Wendy Chao]]
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*[[Nishiya-Milligan Class|S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Term]]: [[Pledge Trainer]] with [[Howard Yang]]: Girls' Generation
*[[Nishiya-Milligan Class|S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Term]]: [[Pledge Trainer]] with [[Howard Yang]]: Girls' Generation
**Trainees: [[Anna Chan]], [[Hung (John) Nguyen]], [[Kimberly Pham]], [[Roxana Benavidez]], [[Sydney Tsao]]
**Trainees: [[Anna Chan]], [[Hung (John) Nguyen]], [[Kimberly Pham]], [[Roxana Benavidez]], [[Sydney Tsao]]
 
*[[Heismeyer Class|F2K16 Heismeyer Class Term]]: [[Big Bro/Little Bro Chair]] with: [[Eineren Arevalo]], [[Tim Park]], [[Claire Yuan]], [[Chloe Hofschneider]], and [[Kelly Lin]]
==Random Facts==
==Random Facts==
*Nickname: Gee Gee
*Nickname: Gee Gee
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**OH MY GOD
**OH MY GOD
**I CAN'T EVEN
**I CAN'T EVEN
***I CAN''T WITH YOU GUYS
**HOLY
**HOLY
**I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN
**I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN
**WOW. -.-
**WOW. -.-
**WHAT THE
**WHAT
*** WHAT THE
**CAN YOU NOT?!
**CAN YOU NOT?!
** OHMOYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
** OHMOYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
**t(-.-)t
**t(-.-)t
**"HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES"
**"EYE ROLLING INTENSIFIES"
*Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up
*Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up
**She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping.
**She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping.
**Sometimes while on the toilet, she waves her hands as if she was on a rollercoaster and screams everytime the poop comes out"
*Quotes by the lovely Bitchslayer
**"WAIT. GUYS DON'T USE TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY PEE?! I would definitely wipe the tip of my dick..."
**"I don't have big boobs...but when you have big boobs, do you sweat a lot under your boobs?"
**"OH MY GOD THIS WEDGIE...I CAN'T"
*Underground mukbang with desserts
*Underground mukbang with desserts
**Username: NotJessicaGee
**Username: NotJessicaGee
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**YOU DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE SAYS YOU CAN SPEAK.  
**YOU DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE SAYS YOU CAN SPEAK.  
**YOU DO NOT BREATHE HER AIR. YOU ONLY BREATHE WHEN SHE EXHALES. ONLY SHE GETS FRESH AIR. ALL YOU PLEBIANS GET USED AIR IN HER PRESENCE.  
**YOU DO NOT BREATHE HER AIR. YOU ONLY BREATHE WHEN SHE EXHALES. ONLY SHE GETS FRESH AIR. ALL YOU PLEBIANS GET USED AIR IN HER PRESENCE.  
*An embarrassment to all.... DEF MORE THAN ME -Vagisil
*Can't swim or tread water
*Can't swim or tread water
**Like [[Jenny Li]]
**Like [[Jenny Li]]
*Has only one double eyelid
*Has only one double eyelid
**Sometimes....SHE GETS TWO!!! AND WHEN IT DOES, SHE HOLDS A PARTY FOR ALL THE DAYS THAT IT STAYS
*She got a congratulatory cake for the ending of her period!
**Just like her period, it took a week to finish!
**And period chocolate
*Grandma/ Ahjumma
*Grandma/ Ahjumma
*She is a vacuum
*She is a vacuum
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**Pls give me a sib
**Pls give me a sib
***She delivered! You have a sib now!
***She delivered! You have a sib now!
****WOOOOOOOO THANKS BEEG
*JESSICA IS THE BEST BIG IN THE WORLD - JAMES
*Odessa / Ohdesza
*Odessa / Ohdesza
*[[file:JessicaGee_PrinceCharming.jpg|200 px|left]]
*[[file:JessicaGee_PrinceCharming.jpg|200 px|left]]

Latest revision as of 08:23, 1 May 2018

Jessica Gee
3204.jpg
Pledge Class Wu Class, Spring 2015
Pledge Group Group 6
Family Loose
Big Bro(s) Stanton Ho

Family and Associations

Offices and Positions

Random Facts

  • Nickname: Gee Gee
    • Baby baby
      • Or more commonly known as The Purple Oompa Loompa
    • Vacuum
    • Notorious G. E. E.
    • Eggplant
      • She is an Italian eggplant, domesticated
        • Don't fret, she non-gmo, organic, fair trade, gluten free, free range
          • Watered with diet water for extra diet power
            • Water is fairly collected by a bear with approved by PETA and the National Wildlife Federation. Approved by the Obama administration.
  • Catch phrases
    • OH MY GOD
    • I CAN'T EVEN
      • I CANT WITH YOU GUYS
    • HOLY
    • I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN
    • WOW. -.-
    • WHAT
      • WHAT THE
    • CAN YOU NOT?!
    • OHMOYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
    • t(-.-)t
    • "HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES"
    • "EYE ROLLING INTENSIFIES"
  • Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up
    • She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping.
    • Sometimes while on the toilet, she waves her hands as if she was on a rollercoaster and screams everytime the poop comes out"
  • Quotes by the lovely Bitchslayer
    • "WAIT. GUYS DON'T USE TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY PEE?! I would definitely wipe the tip of my dick..."
    • "I don't have big boobs...but when you have big boobs, do you sweat a lot under your boobs?"
    • "OH MY GOD THIS WEDGIE...I CAN'T"
  • Underground mukbang with desserts
    • Username: NotJessicaGee
    • Live performances must be requested 24 hours in advance
  • Wrote, produced, directed and performed the Gee International Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
  • Quiet asian girl by day, super diva by night
    • When the sun goes down, bitches bow down
    • This bitch slays
      • They call her: Jezebel Bitchslayer
        • HER NEXT FORM IS JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. EVER.
    • MORE DIVA THAN BEYONCE, RIHANNA, AND NICKI MINAJ COMBINED.
    • YOU DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE SAYS YOU CAN SPEAK.
    • YOU DO NOT BREATHE HER AIR. YOU ONLY BREATHE WHEN SHE EXHALES. ONLY SHE GETS FRESH AIR. ALL YOU PLEBIANS GET USED AIR IN HER PRESENCE.
  • An embarrassment to all.... DEF MORE THAN ME -Vagisil
  • Can't swim or tread water
  • Has only one double eyelid
    • Sometimes....SHE GETS TWO!!! AND WHEN IT DOES, SHE HOLDS A PARTY FOR ALL THE DAYS THAT IT STAYS
  • She got a congratulatory cake for the ending of her period!
    • Just like her period, it took a week to finish!
    • And period chocolate
  • Grandma/ Ahjumma
  • She is a vacuum
  • Hanguk Era
  • Hi beeg ^__^
    • Pls give me a sib
      • She delivered! You have a sib now!
        • WOOOOOOOO THANKS BEEG
  • JESSICA IS THE BEST BIG IN THE WORLD - JAMES
  • Odessa / Ohdesza
  • JessicaGee PrinceCharming.jpg
  • JessicaGee Watermelon.jpg
  • JessicaGee KoreanBoy.jpg
  • JessicaGee KimSooHyun.jpg
  • JessicaGee LittleMermaid.jpg
  • GeeMoney.jpg
  • JessicaGee D.jpg
    • JessicaGee ItGMa.jpg
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