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*Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up | *Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up | ||
**She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping. | **She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping. | ||
*"WAIT. GUYS DON'T USE TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY PEE?! I would wipe the tip of my dick if I had a dick" | |||
*Underground mukbang with desserts | *Underground mukbang with desserts | ||
**Username: NotJessicaGee | **Username: NotJessicaGee | ||
Revision as of 23:34, 6 May 2016
| Jessica Gee | |
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| Pledge Class | Wu Class, Spring 2015 |
| Pledge Group | Group 6 |
| Family | Loose |
| Big Bro(s) | Stanton Ho |
Family and Associations
- Member of Loose Family and Gucci Line
- Sponsor(s): Anne Huang and Sally Ho
Offices and Positions
- F2K15 Pfeffer Term: Pledge Trainer with Nathan Leo: Jedi Masters
- Trainees: Austin Ryu, Julia Lopez, Tracy Tan
- S2K16 Nishiya-Milligan Term: Pledge Trainer with Howard Yang: Girls' Generation
- Trainees: Anna Chan, Hung (John) Nguyen, Kimberly Pham, Roxana Benavidez, Sydney Tsao
Random Facts
- Nickname: Gee Gee
- Baby baby
- Or more commonly known as The Purple Oompa Loompa
- Vacuum
- Notorious G. E. E.
- Eggplant
- She is an Italian eggplant, domesticated
- Don't fret, she non-gmo, organic, fair trade, gluten free, free range
- Watered with diet water for extra diet power
- Water is fairly collected by a bear with approved by PETA and the National Wildlife Federation. Approved by the Obama administration.
- Watered with diet water for extra diet power
- Don't fret, she non-gmo, organic, fair trade, gluten free, free range
- She is an Italian eggplant, domesticated
- Baby baby
- Catch phrases
- OH MY GOD
- I CAN'T EVEN
- HOLY
- I LITERALLY CANNOT EVEN
- WOW. -.-
- WHAT THE
- CAN YOU NOT?!
- OHMOYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!!!!
- t(-.-)t
- "HEAVY BREATHING INTENSIFIES"
- Whenever she poops, right before the poop comes out, she yells out "RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!!" while throwing her hand up
- She sits on the toilet facing the tank, so she has a table to shop for clothes and drink milk tea while pooping.
- "WAIT. GUYS DON'T USE TOILET PAPER WHEN THEY PEE?! I would wipe the tip of my dick if I had a dick"
- Underground mukbang with desserts
- Username: NotJessicaGee
- Live performances must be requested 24 hours in advance
- Wrote, produced, directed and performed the Gee International Anthem: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DPC9erC5WqU
- Quiet asian girl by day, super diva by night
- When the sun goes down, bitches bow down
- This bitch slays
- They call her: Jezebel Bitchslayer
- HER NEXT FORM IS JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. YOU DO NOT WANT TO SEE JEZEBEL STOOPIDBITCHSLAYER. EVER.
- They call her: Jezebel Bitchslayer
- MORE DIVA THAN BEYONCE, RIHANNA, AND NICKI MINAJ COMBINED.
- YOU DO NOT SPEAK UNTIL SHE SAYS YOU CAN SPEAK.
- YOU DO NOT BREATHE HER AIR. YOU ONLY BREATHE WHEN SHE EXHALES. ONLY SHE GETS FRESH AIR. ALL YOU PLEBIANS GET USED AIR IN HER PRESENCE.
- An embarrassment to all.... DEF MORE THAN ME -Vagisil
- Can't swim or tread water
- Like Jenny Li
- Has only one double eyelid
- Sometimes....SHE GETS TWO!!! AND WHEN IT DOES, SHE HOLDS A PARTY FOR ALL THE DAYS THAT IT STAYS
- She got a congratulatory cake for the ending of her period!
- Just like her period, it took a week to finish!
- And period chocolate
- Grandma/ Ahjumma
- She is a vacuum
- Hanguk Era
- Hi beeg ^__^
- Pls give me a sib
- She delivered! You have a sib now!
- WOOOOOOOO THANKS BEEG
- She delivered! You have a sib now!
- Pls give me a sib
- Odessa / Ohdesza
