Difference between revisions of "Diana Chan"

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   Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
   Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
   Group = Group 2|
   Group = Group 2|
   Family = |
   Family = [[Close Family]] |
   Bigs =
   Bigs = [[Wylie Wong]]
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==Family and Associations==
==Family and Associations==
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
* Member of [[Close Family]]
* Member of [[Freakishly Awesome Indecisive Line Line]]
** [[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
** Cube: [[Sarn Saeteurn]]
** Fourth: [[Josephine Diep]]
** Fifth: [[Alexander Nguyen]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]

Revision as of 18:57, 29 December 2011

Diana "Jahnéné" Chan
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Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 2
Family Close Family
Big Bro(s) Wylie Wong

Family and Associations

Random Facts

  • Victoria Chang and Justin Ahn's beloved sponsoree <3 :]
  • SARN WAS HERE ;D
  • Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
  • Likes k-pop :)
  • LOVES HER SPONSOR, Sally Ho
  • JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
  • Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
  • Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
  • Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
  • Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
  • When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
  • Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
    • “I like grape drank!”
  • Keeps her prized nine near her heart
    • “Keep what you love close to your heart”
  • Simply from “the hood”
    • No location in particular
      • Reps all coasts and directions
  • Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
    • Currently expanding worldwide
  • Stabbed a man with a gun
    • Don’t ask how, she just do
  • The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
    • Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
  • Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
    • The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
      • This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
  • Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
    • “Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
  • Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
  • Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
    • The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
      • In fact paid her for her time
  • Only shoots from half court when she balls
    • Has never missed
  • Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
    • Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
      • The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
  • Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
  • Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
  • Everyday she’s hustling!
  • Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
    • Until she enters the room
  • Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
    • Usually in hoods going 100+ mph