Michael Pan

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Pledged Schroeder class.


Family

Offices and Positions

Awards and Acomplishments

  • Sturdy Oak S2K6, F2k6
  • Scariest Active Fong-Quan Class S2K6.

Random Facts

  • Mo calls him Chicken Little
  • He is a United States Marine and therefore certified insane. Semper Fi.
  • He chews tobacco. But he's trying to quit....really, he is.
  • He's from IOWA. He knows the ways of the white man better than white men themselves.
  • He can't get enough fried chicken. He rightly favors KFC over Popeye's. KFC's biscuits rock. Enough said.
  • Screams like a little girl during scary movies
  • Speaks Shanghainese!!
  • Is really a communist, no matter how much he denies it, he has his membership card with him at all times
  • For a marine he is really bad at assassins, look how well defended we really are
  • Often mistaken as the crazy violent psychopath of aphio.
  • squeals like a little girl sometimes
  • Has awesome war stories.