Linda Tran (Heismeyer)

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Linda Tran
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Pledge Class Heismeyer Class, Fall 2016
Pledge Group Sour Patch Kids
Family Tight
Big Bro(s) Ethan Bell

Family and Associations

Offices and Positions

Awards and Honors

Random Facts

  • is super cute
  • loves bunnies
  • is a shy sort of sassy
    • No, she is a stealth sassassin
  • super lazy, like her laziness is legendary
    • Redefines our understanding of laziness daily
  • Wants to look at poop for a living
  • Has nightmares of flies
  • Vision is so keen she can spot virgin flies at 1000 yards
  • She's known as the fly executioner cause she so fly
  • Doesn't love her big
  • Converted her square to the dark side
    • Tortures her big with her square
  • Carries uno cards on her at all times, cause uno she da one
  • Lives and dies by the $
  • Completely lied to her big on her form
    • Is your name even Linda, little?