Tight Family
Tight Scum Family, more commonly known as Tight Family has several aliases such as the Communist Family (Vive la revolucion) or the family that drinks together stays together. Our family color is red. Tight prefers to be the smallest family and has remained so since George Dacy class. Tight family traditions include the Godfathers, and other secret stuff. Secret! Secrets that would blow your mind!
Tight Family has also consistently won the He-man and She-ra competitions since their inception Spring 2003 and Fall 2002 respectively. Tight family's rich tradition of domination is both a tradition and a culture: if tight family is there, it is a competition. And if tight family competed, they won. For example, in 2008 Tight Family built an indestructible cardboard boat, capable of carrying many members; in the race to stay afloat, there are no second places. In 2009, tight family built a fast boat that could move, the unexpected feistiness that has come to typify their cunning & good looks.
Tight Family was founded by Dave Emery, our favorite Canadian who works hard at expanding APO past the United States' borders. National DSK winner Dave Emery. King of Canada!
Has an unusually high number of white people, big people, good looking people, successful people, lawyers, and in general, people that have gone and done things.
Known to hook up with Loose Family. Lucky Loose!
Tight family has a secret buried treasure.
Only family with a flag and a lightboard!