Difference between revisions of "Michael Pan"

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*Mo calls him Chicken Little
*Mo calls him Chicken Little


*He served his country in Iraq. Semper Fi.
*He is a United States Marine and therefore certified insane. Semper Fi.


*He chews tobacco.
*He chews tobacco.  But he's trying to quit....really, he is.


*He's from IOWA.
*He's from IOWA.  He knows the ways of the white man better than white men themselves.
   
   
*He can't get enough fried chicken. He wrongly favors KFC over Popeye's.
*He can't get enough fried chicken. He rightly favors KFC over Popeye's.  KFC's biscuits rock.  Enough said.

Revision as of 05:56, 10 February 2006

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Pledged Schroeder class.


Family

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Random Facts

  • Mo calls him Chicken Little
  • He is a United States Marine and therefore certified insane. Semper Fi.
  • He chews tobacco. But he's trying to quit....really, he is.
  • He's from IOWA. He knows the ways of the white man better than white men themselves.
  • He can't get enough fried chicken. He rightly favors KFC over Popeye's. KFC's biscuits rock. Enough said.