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** IF HE HAS THE STONES
** IF HE HAS THE STONES
* Knows the "Immortal Fist of the Dragon"
* Knows the "Immortal Fist of the Dragon"
** STILL NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN THAO
** STILL NOT ENOUGH TO TAKE DOWN [[THAO NGUYEN]]
* Knows how to hit a man
* Knows how to hit a man
** More importantly he knows when and where to hit
** More importantly he knows when and where to hit
* Knows the forbidden dance and challenged [[RC Cruz]]
* Knows the forbidden dance and challenged [[RC Cruz]]
** Involves flailing an the funky chicken
** Involves flailing and the funky chicken
* Knows 3 of the dark stances of the "Immortal Fist"
* Knows 3 of the dark stances of the "Immortal Fist"
** THAO KNOWS ALL
** [[THAO NGUYEN]] KNOWS ALL
* Only became "Princess Cody" because he lost a match
** AGAINST [[THAO NGUYEN]]. DUH.
* Plays the most dangerous sport known to man
** Basketball
*** I THOUGHT IT WAS TALKING WITH [[THAO NGUYEN]] BECAUSE THAT'S DANGEROUS
* Drinks because he needs to practice his drunken Kung-Fu
* Has mastered the Shadowless Kick
** WON'T BE ENOUGH AGAINST [[THAO NGUYEN]] TIL YOU MASTER THE SHADOWLESS PUNCH AND PALM TECHNIQUE
* Was accidentally mistaken as a Grizzly Bear when he took off his shirt during Pledge Retreat
* Can Earth Bend
** NO MATCH AGAINST [[THAO NGUYEN]]'s FIRE BENDING
 
   
   
[[Category: Members]]
[[Category: Members]]

Revision as of 07:40, 19 December 2011

Cody Harper
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Pledge Class Zlatkovich Class, Fall 2011
Pledge Group Group 10
Family Close

Family and Associations

Random Facts

  • Princess Cody is his alter ego.
  • Likes to be mean to Sally Ho :(
  • He hates the Boston Celtics, he burned a Rondo jersey.
  • Is currently practicing Wing Chun and will challenge Thao Nguyen. Eventually.
    • IF HE HAS THE STONES
  • Knows the "Immortal Fist of the Dragon"
  • Knows how to hit a man
    • More importantly he knows when and where to hit
  • Knows the forbidden dance and challenged RC Cruz
    • Involves flailing and the funky chicken
  • Knows 3 of the dark stances of the "Immortal Fist"
  • Only became "Princess Cody" because he lost a match
  • Plays the most dangerous sport known to man
    • Basketball
      • I THOUGHT IT WAS TALKING WITH THAO NGUYEN BECAUSE THAT'S DANGEROUS
  • Drinks because he needs to practice his drunken Kung-Fu
  • Has mastered the Shadowless Kick
    • WON'T BE ENOUGH AGAINST THAO NGUYEN TIL YOU MASTER THE SHADOWLESS PUNCH AND PALM TECHNIQUE
  • Was accidentally mistaken as a Grizzly Bear when he took off his shirt during Pledge Retreat
  • Can Earth Bend