Squaw squad

Description

A secret group of mostly inactive brothers in and outside of Iota Phi known for:

• Raving
• Risk Management
• Dank memes
• Good music taste
• Joining other student/greek life organizations only to hate it
• Hating you
• Hating your friends
• Hating things you like
• Being fly

The Legend of the Squaw

In the summer of 2015, five brothers got together in San Jose and drove to HARD Summer music festival in Pomona, California at 120 mph to spread the good vibes, find some hunnies, and lose their shit. The night before entering the festival, they realized that while being under the influence of multiple controlled substances, they would easily become lost from each other and needed a callsign since none of them had signal in the Fairplex on their ghetto ass phones. Eventually, they settled on a bird call that sounded like a gay raven and thus, spent Saturday night calling "SQUAW SQUAW" in the middle of performances in order to make it out alive.

An incident occurred before the first night of the rave where a friend of one of the members of the Squaw would nearly drown, narrowly saved, but able to make a full recovery in a few days. The experience brought the members of the Squaw closer together and they would continue to rave and party and generally fuck shit up until this day. In the present, only one member of the Squaw continues to be active in Alpha Phi Omega, Treefiddy.

Expanding the Family

Since then, an additional, non-Alpha Phi Omega related member was added to the Squaw, Annie Nguyen, after proving that she was down to ride-or-die and didn't give no fucks. There is no official vetting processes for new members to join, however it is unspokenly agreed that the basic requirements include:

• Loyalty to the crew
• Being the downest
• No judgement regarding substance use or sexuality
• Higher than average degree of progressive political mindset
• Approval from all current members

Founding Members

The five who started it all

• Squad Mom
• Clintoris
• Egg Babby
• Hoe Mom
• Chicken Nug

Central Members

Not an original, but a full member of the squaw

• NOT YOU, LOL

Non Alpha Phi Omega Additions

Full members of the squaw that are not brothers of the fraternity

• Annie Nguyen

Signature Moves

Pulling a Nicky:

• Reply to your own message

Pulling a Pooja:

• Take too many controlled substances unintentionally

Pulling a Clinton:

• Run into things
• Answer every question with "alcohol"

Pulling an Emma:

• Die at a rave

Finest Moments