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Yarin Gomez

2011-12-15T01:35:36Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yarin Gomez|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/6/6f/Yarin.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 11|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[Joey Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Katherine Sun]], [[Lynn Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Calvin Quan]], [[Henry Huang]]

==Random Facts==
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* Quite a herpderp
* Can and will make enchiladas for [[Alan Chu]]
* Her blood smells like perfume
* She is the life of parties she has never attended
* She once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me
* Even her enemies list her as an emergency contact
* She speaks fluent French. In Russian.
* She lives vicariously. Through herself.
* She’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
* She's a lover not a fighter. But also a figher, so don't you get any ideas
* She has won games with just her game face alone

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Yarin Gomez

2011-12-15T01:35:11Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yarin Gomez|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/6/6f/Yarin.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 11|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[Joey Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Katherine Sun]], [[Lynn Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Calvin Quan]], [[Henry Huang]]

==Random Facts==
* Quite a herpderp
* Can and will make enchiladas for [[Alan Chu]]
* Her blood smells like perfume
* She is the life of parties she has never attended
* She once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me
* Even her enemies list her as an emergency contact
* She speaks fluent French. In Russian.
* She lives vicariously. Through herself.
* She’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
* She's a lover not a fighter. But also a figher, so don't you get any ideas
* She has won games with just her game face alone
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2011-12-15T01:34:50Z

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Yarin Gomez

2011-12-15T01:33:47Z

KneeRay:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yarin Gomez|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/6/6f/Yarin.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 11|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[Joey Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Katherine Sun]], [[Lynn Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Calvin Quan]], [[Henry Huang]]

==Random Facts==
* Quite a herpderp
* Can and will make enchiladas for [[Alan Chu]]
* Her blood smells like perfume
* She is the life of parties she has never attended
* She once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me
* Even her enemies list her as an emergency contact
* She speaks fluent French. In Russian.
* She lives vicariously. Through herself.
* She’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
* She's a lover not a fighter. But also a figher, so don't you get any ideas
* She has won games with just her game face alone
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2011-12-15T01:33:11Z

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RC Cruz

2011-12-15T01:26:39Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Arcee "RC" Cruz|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/9/9e/1411-gael-monfils-1280x800.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 14|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[April C. Gatpayat]]|
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor]]: [[Kong Lor]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Tommy Hoang]], [[Ivy Zhou]]
*Member of [[Tight]] Family
** Big Bro: [[April C. Gatpayat]]
** Square: [[Kimberly Nelson]]
** Cube: [[Cherie Baker]]
** Fourth: [[Nathan Jones]]
** Fifth: [[Mika Nishiya]]
* Member of [[AE LINE]]

==Random Facts==
* Has his own meme called [[RC Cruz OMG SO HOT]]
* Loves to play and watch tennis
* Also plays a ton of video games
* Lives with [[Hieu Truong]], [[Kevin Luu]], [[Van Doan]], and [[Tuan Bao Tran]]
* Full name: Arcee "RC" Cruz
* Hates the word "swag"
* Likes Romantic Comedies
* Likes Rice Crispies
* Likes Rong Cock
* NAWWWWWWWWWWW
* Fap Fap Fap
* Is very successful.
* OMG SO HOT
* Not many people know what RC stands for, not even his parents know.
* Most likely to win hottest pledge award (only one running)
* Has my vote
* Is the Successful Black man of the [[Filipino Trifecta]]
* Keeps repping the Yay, but is really from Brentwood
* Thinks D-Pryde is the $h1t!
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Jason Bi

2011-12-15T01:19:00Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Jason Bi|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/f/f4/Jason.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 18|
Family = [[Loose]]|
Bigs = [[Christina So]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Bilal Aslam]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jeremy Truong]], [[Naomi Luong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Pledge Historian]] with [[Phuc Le]]

==Random Facts==
* Baseball star
* Got mad hops
* Is not Bisexual, contrary to his last name

[[Category: Members]]

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2011-12-15T01:18:20Z

KneeRay:

Yarin Gomez

2011-12-15T01:12:15Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yarin Gomez|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/a/a9/248320_2049291905934_1053540029_2549689_7819967_n.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 11|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[Joey Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Katherine Sun]], [[Lynn Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Calvin Quan]], [[Henry Huang]]

==Random Facts==
* Quite a herpderp
* Can and will make enchiladas for [[Alan Chu]]
* Her blood smells like perfume
* She is the life of parties she has never attended
* She once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me
* Even her enemies list her as an emergency contact
* She speaks fluent French. In Russian.
* She lives vicariously. Through herself.
* She’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
* She's a lover not a fighter. But also a figher, so don't you get any ideas
* She has won games with just her game face alone
[[Category: Members]]

Yarin Gomez

2011-12-15T01:11:13Z

KneeRay:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yarin Gomez|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/a/a9/248320_2049291905934_1053540029_2549689_7819967_n.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 11|
Family = [[Tight]]|
Bigs = [[Joey Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Katherine Sun]], [[Lynn Nguyen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Calvin Quan]], [[Henry Huang]]

==Random Facts==
* Quite a herpderp
* Can and will make enchiladas for [[Alan Chu]]
* Her blood smells like perfume
* She is the life of parties she has never attended
* She once punched a magician. That's right, you heard me
* Even her enemies list her as an emergency contact
* She speaks fluent French. In Russian.
* If she were to give you directions… You would never get lost. And you’d arrive at least 5 minutes early
* She once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels
* She lives vicariously. Through herself.
* She’s been known to cure narcolepsy just by walking into a room
* She's a lover not a fighter. But also a figher, so don't you get any ideas
* She has won games with just her game face alone
[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2011-12-15T01:10:40Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = [[Dennis Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* He looks like an airbender
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu's PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
* Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.
* When Alan Chu went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
* If you have five dollars and Alan Chu has five dollars, Alan Chu has more money than you.
* Alan Chu can touch MC Hammer.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alan Chu.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alan Chu pajamas.
* When Alan Chu does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Alan Chu can rob a bank by phone.
* Alan Chu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Alan Chu can unscramble an egg.
* Alan Chu doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Alan Chu can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Alan Chu threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
* The only time Alan Chu was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
* Alan Chu sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* Some people break the law of the state. Alan Chu breaks the law of physics.
* Alan Chu doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
* Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Alan Chu adopts an orphan once a minute.
* Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Alan Chu in the eyes.
* Silly rabbit, Trix are for Alan Chu
* gmail@alanchu.com
* Alan Chu is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
* If Alan Chu was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
* Alan Chu has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Alan Chu.
* Growing up, Alan Chu had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* They once made an Alan Chu toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
* Alan Chu is what Willis was talking about.
* Alan Chu knows the last digit of pi.

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2011-12-15T01:09:18Z

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2011-12-15T01:08:59Z

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David Thai

2011-12-15T01:03:04Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = David Thai|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2554.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 17|
Family = [[Close]] |
Bigs = [[Jacqueline de la Rocha]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Brother]]: [[Jacqueline de la Rocha]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Jennifer Kim]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Christina So]], [[Crystal Wang]]

==Random Facts==
* Is mentally impaired.
* Those at the institution call know him best as [[Dumb David]]
* Is always at Sally's townhouse in Allegre
* He has a machine full of Love Swag
* Ask him about his "boy fren"
* Founding member of the [[Triple D's]]

[[Category: Members]]

Cody Harper

2011-12-15T01:01:43Z

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{{Infobox Member|
Name = Cody Harper|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2573.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 10|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*Member of [[Close]] Family
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Quynh Anh Tran]]
*[[Square]]: [[Christian Machuca]]
*[[Cube]]: [[Allison Ast]]

*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Lenday Villa]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Kaycee Calip]], [[Wylie Wong]], [[Kristin Caroza]], [[Michael Lam]]

==Random Facts==
* [[Princess Cody]] is his alter ego.
* Likes to be mean to [[Sally Ho]] :(
* He hates the Boston Celtics, he burned a Rondo jersey.

[[Category: Members]]

RC Cruz OMG SO HOT

2011-12-15T01:00:44Z

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2011-12-15T01:00:14Z

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RC Cruz

2011-12-15T00:59:11Z

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RC Cruz OMG SO HOT

2011-12-15T00:57:56Z

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Princess Cody

2011-12-15T00:54:12Z

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Inside Jokes

2011-12-15T00:51:03Z

KneeRay: /* Memes */

Iota Phi has a rich history of inside jokes, many of which are in the form of nicknames for Brothers and lines and other crazy informal groups. Every term has some new inside jokes, or random factoids ripe for posting here.

==General Inside Jokes==

*[["The Rapist Look"]]
*[[APhiO time]]
*[[Bends light]]
*[[Booty Scoop]]
*[[Carebear killer]]
*[[Drew Mayen | Doooooooooooooooomed]]
*[[Distinguished Service Award | DSA]]
*[[Flipping]]
*[[Gamma Formation]]
*[[Greatest class ever]]
*[[Hancock Retreat of Doom]]
*[[Hancock symbol]]
*[[Independence for Arkansas]]
*[[La revolucion]]
*[[McKenzie Scavenger Hunt]]
*[[Orgasmic Service]]
*[[Pulling a CTak]]
*[[Pulling a Celia]]
*[[Pulling a Clayton]]/[[Pulling a Michelle]]
*[[Pulling a Steph]]
*[[Pulling a Tim]]
*[[Releasing the soul]] of [[Frank Reed Horton]]
*[[Serrano class]]
*[[Short]]
*[[STD | Service Transmitted Diseases]] (or [[STD]]s)
*[[Super Big Bro]] (see also [[Super LB]])
*[[Krispy Kreme Cards | Thuong's eternal shame]]
*[[Tight pants]]
*[[Toycock!]]

==Memes==
*[[Amiable Albert Thao]]
*[[Dumb David]]
*[[Hipster Ivana]]
*[[Princess Cody]]
*[[RC Cruz OMG SO HOT]]

==Nicknames==
*[[Adoption Whore]]
*[[CAPTAINMOGI]]
*[[Carnival Freak Crazy]]
*[[Crack Whore]]
*[[Coho Whore]]
*[[Dumb@$$]]
*[[Earl, the talking donkey]]
*[[FU'kers]]
*[[GAS class]]
*[[Godfather]]
*[[Hokage]]
*[[Homewrecker]]
*[[JToy]]
*[[KFC]]
*[[MOGI]]
*[[Mo]] (see [[Mo Classic]] and [[Mo lite]]/[[Mo diggity]])
*[[Old Fart]]
*[[Service whore]]
*[[ThuPac]]
*[[Worst Advisor Ever]]

==Committees, Teams, and Shady Organizations==
*[[Anbu]]
*[[Axis of Power]]
*[[Casey's K-House Cru]]
*[[CFAA]]
*[[Far Family]]
*[[I-Phi In Your Eye]]
*[[Kyumin]]
*[[Lefty advocate]]
*[[Library crew]]
*[[Livejournalcomm]]
*[[MAFIA Comm]]
*[[Magic Comm]]
*[[MCB120L Crew]]
*[[MinoriTeam]]
*[[Musiccomm]]
*[[NachoComm]]
*[[NCC]]
*[[P4]]
*[[PimpComm]]
*[[Punjabi Crew]]
*[[Salchicha]]
*[[SlaveComm]]
*[[Street Fighter Comm]]
*[[Tau Alpha Kappa]]
*[[Team Badass]]
*[[Team GAT]]
*[[Team Half Breed]]
*[[Team Imagestation]]
*[[Team MCB120L]]
*[[Team Ninga]]
*[[Team Tall]]
*[[Team Thai]]
*[[Team White]]
*[[Tent]]
*[[Triple ATM]]
*[[H-Comm]]

==Lines==
*[[Cocaine Line]]
*[[Cup Cake Line]]
*[[FOB line]]
*[[Ghost Line]]
*[[Platypus]]
*[[Popeye's|Popeye Line]]
*[[Princess Line]]
*[[Soccer Mom Line]]
*[[FAM Line]]

==Miscellaneous Information==
*[[Honda]]
*[[Iphi's Tribute to Iwojima | I-Phi's Tribute to Iwojima]]
*[[Subaru]]

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Inside Jokes

2011-12-15T00:50:15Z

KneeRay: /* Memes */

Iota Phi has a rich history of inside jokes, many of which are in the form of nicknames for Brothers and lines and other crazy informal groups. Every term has some new inside jokes, or random factoids ripe for posting here.

==General Inside Jokes==

*[["The Rapist Look"]]
*[[APhiO time]]
*[[Bends light]]
*[[Booty Scoop]]
*[[Carebear killer]]
*[[Drew Mayen | Doooooooooooooooomed]]
*[[Distinguished Service Award | DSA]]
*[[Flipping]]
*[[Gamma Formation]]
*[[Greatest class ever]]
*[[Hancock Retreat of Doom]]
*[[Hancock symbol]]
*[[Independence for Arkansas]]
*[[La revolucion]]
*[[McKenzie Scavenger Hunt]]
*[[Orgasmic Service]]
*[[Pulling a CTak]]
*[[Pulling a Celia]]
*[[Pulling a Clayton]]/[[Pulling a Michelle]]
*[[Pulling a Steph]]
*[[Pulling a Tim]]
*[[Releasing the soul]] of [[Frank Reed Horton]]
*[[Serrano class]]
*[[Short]]
*[[STD | Service Transmitted Diseases]] (or [[STD]]s)
*[[Super Big Bro]] (see also [[Super LB]])
*[[Krispy Kreme Cards | Thuong's eternal shame]]
*[[Tight pants]]
*[[Toycock!]]

==Memes==
*[[Amiable Albert Thao]]
*[[Dumb David]]
*[[Hipster Ivana]]

==Nicknames==
*[[Adoption Whore]]
*[[CAPTAINMOGI]]
*[[Carnival Freak Crazy]]
*[[Crack Whore]]
*[[Coho Whore]]
*[[Dumb@$$]]
*[[Earl, the talking donkey]]
*[[FU'kers]]
*[[GAS class]]
*[[Godfather]]
*[[Hokage]]
*[[Homewrecker]]
*[[JToy]]
*[[KFC]]
*[[MOGI]]
*[[Mo]] (see [[Mo Classic]] and [[Mo lite]]/[[Mo diggity]])
*[[Old Fart]]
*[[Service whore]]
*[[ThuPac]]
*[[Worst Advisor Ever]]

==Committees, Teams, and Shady Organizations==
*[[Anbu]]
*[[Axis of Power]]
*[[Casey's K-House Cru]]
*[[CFAA]]
*[[Far Family]]
*[[I-Phi In Your Eye]]
*[[Kyumin]]
*[[Lefty advocate]]
*[[Library crew]]
*[[Livejournalcomm]]
*[[MAFIA Comm]]
*[[Magic Comm]]
*[[MCB120L Crew]]
*[[MinoriTeam]]
*[[Musiccomm]]
*[[NachoComm]]
*[[NCC]]
*[[P4]]
*[[PimpComm]]
*[[Punjabi Crew]]
*[[Salchicha]]
*[[SlaveComm]]
*[[Street Fighter Comm]]
*[[Tau Alpha Kappa]]
*[[Team Badass]]
*[[Team GAT]]
*[[Team Half Breed]]
*[[Team Imagestation]]
*[[Team MCB120L]]
*[[Team Ninga]]
*[[Team Tall]]
*[[Team Thai]]
*[[Team White]]
*[[Tent]]
*[[Triple ATM]]
*[[H-Comm]]

==Lines==
*[[Cocaine Line]]
*[[Cup Cake Line]]
*[[FOB line]]
*[[Ghost Line]]
*[[Platypus]]
*[[Popeye's|Popeye Line]]
*[[Princess Line]]
*[[Soccer Mom Line]]
*[[FAM Line]]

==Miscellaneous Information==
*[[Honda]]
*[[Iphi's Tribute to Iwojima | I-Phi's Tribute to Iwojima]]
*[[Subaru]]

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Dumb David

2011-12-15T00:44:32Z

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Alan Chu

2011-12-04T06:18:49Z

KneeRay: /* Alan Chu Facts */

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2517.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = Dennis Wong
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu' PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2011-12-04T06:18:12Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2517.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = Dennis Wong
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu' PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* When ghosts go camping, they sit around the fire and tell stories about Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Chunk Norris goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2011-12-04T05:59:19Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

Alan Chu

2011-12-04T05:43:39Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

Alan Chu

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KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

Alan Chu

2011-12-04T05:40:21Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

David Thai

2011-12-04T05:35:19Z

KneeRay: /* Random Facts */

{{Infobox Member|
Name = David Thai|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2554.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 17|
Family = [[Close]] |
Bigs = [[Jacqueline de la Rocha]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Brother]]: [[Jacqueline de la Rocha]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Jennifer Kim]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Christina So]], [[Crystal Wang]]

==Random Facts==
* Is always at Sally's townhouse in Allegre
* He has a machine full of Love Swag
* Ask him about his "boy fren"

[[Category: Members]]