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Tony Phan

2012-03-28T20:03:16Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Tony Phan|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2639.jpg|
Class = [[Serrano Class]], Spring 2012|
Group = Group |
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Jason Bayquen]], [[Nicholas Sordello]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Phuc Le]], [[Chloe Grinberg]]

==Random Facts==

*Has a pet chinchilla. Hella coooooool!!!!
*Super awesome Sponsoree!!!!!!

[[Category: Members]]

Celia Yu

2012-03-28T19:58:51Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Celia Yu|
Picture = http://i1136.photobucket.com/albums/n497/celia_yu/299410_10150308264013649_519548648_8021847_6089836_n.jpg|
Class = [[Serrano Class]], Spring 2012|
Group = Group 17|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Thucminh Le]], [[Wen Ting Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Sunny Wang]], [[Sally Ho]]
*[[Groupies]]: [[Phung Pham]], [[Jonathan Ye]]

==Random Facts==
*Hiiii TRAINEEEEE <3 :)
*My sponsoree is soooo cute! Let's go shopping together again! - [[Thucminh Le]]
*So sweet! LOL :)
*Loves black and white animals (wants to reincarnate into a Panda)
*Hates people who chew loudly
*Does not like condiments
**However, the exceptions are ketchup and pickles. In fact, she '''LOVES KETCHUP AND PICKLES.'''
*Does not know how to play the game of "Hide 'n Seek" <--- '''FAIL'''
*Enjoys doodling on people's arms
*Super loves her trainer [[Nicholas Sordello]]!!!

[[Category: Members]]

Nicholas Sordello

2012-03-28T19:57:24Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Nicholas Sordello|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2586.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 1|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Dan Khanh Vu]], [[Michelle Nguyen (Chandler)]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Bianca Hua]], [[Vivie Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Ken Chen]]
*[[Squareski]]: [[Sonia Oran]]
*[[Thuctwin]]: [[Thucminh Le]]
*[[Sponsoree]]: [[Tony Phan]] shared with [[Jason Bayquen]]

==Offices and Positions==

*Spring 2012 ([[Serrano Class|Serrano]]): [[Alumni Secretary]] with [[Alan Chu]]

==Random Facts==
*IS SUPER AWESOME SPONSOREEEEEE
*SUPER LOVES HIS SPONSOR SQUARED [[Ryan Moeller]]
* One of the few hockey fans in the chapter.
* Needs to stop hating on the San Jose Sharks.
*LIL BETCH.
*uses his chemistry and biology powers for evil. awesome mindblowing evil.
*Forgot [[Diana Chan]]'s name after sharing a tent with her at pledge retreat. Made it on her hitlist. Only lived to see the next day because he found out her secret identity.
** [[Janaynay]] was here
** Favorite pbro is [[Diana Chan]] because he knows she is ghettofabulous and would shoot him if he tries to disagree :)
*Holds the record of eating five atomic wings from Wingstop in only one minute and 27 seconds and never stopping for air or water
**When he resurfaced, we found out he was actually the Joker
*Leaves [[Diana Chan]] hanging on hugs!
*Drives like a crazy guy the first time you ride his car.
*Chemistry Wizard of Loose

[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2012-03-28T19:55:00Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = [[Dennis Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]
*Spring 2012 ([[Serrano Class|Serrano]]): [[Alumni Secretary]] with [[Nicholas Sordello]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* He looks like an airbender
* Chemistry Wizard of Close
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu's PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
* Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.
* When Alan Chu went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
* If you have five dollars and Alan Chu has five dollars, Alan Chu has more money than you.
* Alan Chu can touch MC Hammer.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alan Chu.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alan Chu pajamas.
* When Alan Chu does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Alan Chu can rob a bank by phone.
* Alan Chu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Alan Chu can unscramble an egg.
* Alan Chu doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Alan Chu can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Alan Chu threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
* The only time Alan Chu was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
* Alan Chu sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* Some people break the law of the state. Alan Chu breaks the law of physics.
* Alan Chu doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
* Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Alan Chu adopts an orphan once a minute.
* Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Alan Chu in the eyes.
* Silly rabbit, Trix are for Alan Chu
* gmail@alanchu.com
* Alan Chu is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
* If Alan Chu was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
* Alan Chu has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Alan Chu.
* Growing up, Alan Chu had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* They once made an Alan Chu toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
* Alan Chu is what Willis was talking about.
* Alan Chu knows the last digit of pi.
* Alan Chu can hum dubstep songs.
* Have you seen Alan Chu's website? It's called the internet.
* Alan Chu once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
* When Alan Chu looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
* When Alan Chu comes to your house, you are the guest.
* When Alan Chu runs into Chewbacca, Chewbacca turns into Alan Chu.
[[Category: Members]]

Nicholas Sordello

2012-03-28T19:50:24Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Nicholas Sordello|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2586.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 1|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Dan Khanh Vu]], [[Michelle Nguyen (Chandler)]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Bianca Hua]], [[Vivie Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Ken Chen]]
*[[Squareski]]: [[Sonia Oran]]
*[[Thuctwin]]: [[Thucminh Le]]
*[[Sponsoree]]: [[Tony Phan]] shared with [[Jason Bayquen]]

==Random Facts==
*IS SUPER AWESOME SPONSOREEEEEE
*SUPER LOVES HIS SPONSOR SQUARED [[Ryan Moeller]]
* One of the few hockey fans in the chapter.
* Needs to stop hating on the San Jose Sharks.
*LIL BETCH.
*uses his chemistry and biology powers for evil. awesome mindblowing evil.
*Forgot [[Diana Chan]]'s name after sharing a tent with her at pledge retreat. Made it on her hitlist. Only lived to see the next day because he found out her secret identity.
** [[Janaynay]] was here
** Favorite pbro is [[Diana Chan]] because he knows she is ghettofabulous and would shoot him if he tries to disagree :)
*Holds the record of eating five atomic wings from Wingstop in only one minute and 27 seconds and never stopping for air or water
**When he resurfaced, we found out he was actually the Joker
*Leaves [[Diana Chan]] hanging on hugs!
*Drives like a crazy guy the first time you ride his car.
*Chemistry Wizard of Loose

[[Category: Members]]

Yasmin Garcia

2012-03-28T19:46:29Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Yasmin Garcia|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2640.jpg|
Class = [[Serrano Class]], Spring 2012|
Group = Group |
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]:
*[[Pledge Trainers]]:

==Random Facts==

*Cookie!!!!
*Super secretive jerk!!!!!

[[Category: Members]]

Thucminh Le

2012-02-09T07:00:01Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Thucminh Le|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2603.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 17|
Family = Loose|
Bigs = [[Ken Chen]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Vinson Banh]], [[William Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Christina So]], [[Crystal Wang]]
*Zlatkovich Group 17: Lean and Mean!
*Biggie: [[Ken Chen]]
Twinsiee: [[Nicholas Sordello]]
Sib: [[Michelle D. Ruan]]
*B^2: [[Sonia Oran]]
*B^3: [[Emily Moran-Vogt]]
*B^4: [[Gain Saetern]]

==Random Facts==
* <3 when pdad says YOU GO PKID : D
* Didn't know about the Iota Phi wiki until finals week
*called her pparents betches apparently. big bro is proud
*is a fancy dresser
* Knows the major and minor arteries of the human body
** When asked, she replied "I want to know where to cut so it doesn't bleed too much"
* Can snap a man's neck with her hair
** When asked, she replied "My hair is the only weapon I need"
* Stared down a King Cobra
* Is not afraid of death
* Can break a man's arm with a spoon
* Sees all that is or all that ever will be
* Has a vast and varied knife collection
** She says "It's probably more extensive than [[Thao Nguyen]]'s collection"
* She talks to her knives to relax
** She says that she names all the knives after the person that they "tasted"
*** The 'Nameless' knives are always kept on her body, "So I can name them...eventually" she says
* Can eat her body weight in sushi
* Prefers hand-to-hand combat
** "Because it's the purest form of combat. No hate, no prejudice, just bone and sinew. Clashing. Breaking."
* Knows all of the nerves in the human body
** "You never know when you need to cause pain" she said
* Is a master acupuncturist
** Once paralyzed a man with a sewing needle
*** When asked, she replied "That was when I was young and stupid, and experimenting"
**** "Now I'm just young"
* Scares the living crap out of [[Alan Chu]]
** When asked about why is this, she replied "It was a little incident of arsenic and cyanide. I only gave him nonlethal dose"
*** When asked why she did this, she replied "I was bored and his pizza was right there..."
* During her childhood in a sweatshop she grappled with a giant rat in a fight to the death. She still bears the scars.
** The sight of a rodent brings back almost life like memories of the experience.

[[Category: Members]]

Diana Chan

2012-02-09T06:51:37Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Diana "Jahnéné" Chan|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2537.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 2|
Family = [[Close Family]] |
Bigs = [[Wylie Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
* Member of [[Close Family]]
* Member of [[Freakishly Awesome Indecisive Long Line]]
** [[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
** Square: [[Kelly Ho]]
** Cube: [[Sarn Saeteurn]]
** Fourth: [[Josephine Diep]]
** Fifth: [[Alexander Nguyen]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]

==Random Facts==
*[[Victoria Chang]] and [[Justin Ahn]]'s beloved sponsoree <3 :]
* SARN WAS HERE ;D 
*Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
http://i1209.photobucket.com/albums/cc389/black_ace121/pikachu_ketchup.jpg
*Likes k-pop :)
*LOVES HER SPONSOR, [[Sally Ho]]
*JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
**Also sometimes read as [[Janaynay]]
***In fact, the following information is only relevant under said name
*Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
*Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
*Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
*Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
*When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
*Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
**“I like grape drank!”
*Keeps her prized nine near her heart
**“Keep what you love close to your heart”
*Simply from “the hood”
**No location in particular
***Reps all coasts and directions
*Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
**Currently expanding worldwide
*Stabbed a man with a gun
**Don’t ask how, she just do
*The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
**Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
*Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
**The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
***This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
*Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
**“Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
*Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
*Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
**The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
***In fact paid her for her time
*Only shoots from half court when she balls
**Has never missed
*Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
**Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
***The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
*Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
*Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
*Everyday she’s hustling!
*Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
**Until she enters the room
*Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
**Usually in hoods going 100+ mph
*She's hotwiring your car as you read this

[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2012-01-19T08:16:36Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = [[Dennis Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* He looks like an airbender
* Chemistry Wizard of Close
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu's PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
* Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.
* When Alan Chu went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
* If you have five dollars and Alan Chu has five dollars, Alan Chu has more money than you.
* Alan Chu can touch MC Hammer.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alan Chu.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alan Chu pajamas.
* When Alan Chu does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Alan Chu can rob a bank by phone.
* Alan Chu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Alan Chu can unscramble an egg.
* Alan Chu doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Alan Chu can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Alan Chu threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
* The only time Alan Chu was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
* Alan Chu sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* Some people break the law of the state. Alan Chu breaks the law of physics.
* Alan Chu doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
* Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Alan Chu adopts an orphan once a minute.
* Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Alan Chu in the eyes.
* Silly rabbit, Trix are for Alan Chu
* gmail@alanchu.com
* Alan Chu is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
* If Alan Chu was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
* Alan Chu has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Alan Chu.
* Growing up, Alan Chu had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* They once made an Alan Chu toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
* Alan Chu is what Willis was talking about.
* Alan Chu knows the last digit of pi.
* Alan Chu can hum dubstep songs.
* Have you seen Alan Chu's website? It's called the internet.
* Alan Chu once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
* When Alan Chu looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
* When Alan Chu comes to your house, you are the guest.
[[Category: Members]]

Alexis Rojas

2012-01-19T08:15:38Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alexis Rojas|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2571.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 12|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*Member of [[Tight]] Family
**Big Bro: [[Lenday Villa]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Clarence Lam]], [[Jonathan Yeo]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Michelle Li]], [[Victoria Chang]]

==Random Facts==
* Is, contrary to popular belief, not Hispanic. Seriously.
* Can recite the Periodic Table forward, backwards and sideways.
* Her motto: Pain is temporary. Honor is forever.
* Can out dance [[RC Cruz]]
** Had to dance for 17 hours straight, but did it
* Can pick locks. With her hair
* Plays the bassoon
* Is and always will be hella fresh
* Has an alter ego
** Named Waffle
*** Dances in the moonlight
*Chemistry Wizard of Tight

[[Category: Members]]

Alexis Rojas

2012-01-19T08:15:10Z

Happysoul95:

Nicholas Sordello

2012-01-19T08:14:15Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Nicholas Sordello|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2586.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 1|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Dan Khanh Vu]], [[Michelle Nguyen (Chandler)]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Bianca Hua]], [[Vivie Nguyen]]

==Random Facts==
*IS SUPER AWESOME SPONSOREEEEEE
*SUPER LOVES HIS SPONSOR SQUARED [[Ryan Moeller]]
* One of the few hockey fans in the chapter.
* Needs to stop hating on the San Jose Sharks.
*LIL BETCH.
*uses his chemistry and biology powers for evil. awesome mindblowing evil.
*Forgot [[Diana Chan]]'s name after sharing a tent with her at pledge retreat. Made it on her hitlist. Only lived to see the next day because he found out her secret identity.
** [[Janaynay]] was here
** Favorite pbro is [[Diana Chan]] because he knows she is ghettofabulous and would shoot him if he tries to disagree :)
*Holds the record of eating five atomic wings from Wingstop in only one minute and 27 seconds and never stopping for air or water
**When he resurfaced, we found out he was actually the Joker
*Leaves [[Diana Chan]] hanging on hugs!
*Drives like a crazy guy the first time you ride his car.
*Chemistry Wizard of Loose

[[Category: Members]]

Alan Chu

2012-01-19T08:13:06Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = [[Dennis Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* He looks like an airbender
* He is the Chemistry Wizard of Close
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu's PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
* Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.
* When Alan Chu went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
* If you have five dollars and Alan Chu has five dollars, Alan Chu has more money than you.
* Alan Chu can touch MC Hammer.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alan Chu.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alan Chu pajamas.
* When Alan Chu does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Alan Chu can rob a bank by phone.
* Alan Chu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Alan Chu can unscramble an egg.
* Alan Chu doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Alan Chu can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Alan Chu threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
* The only time Alan Chu was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
* Alan Chu sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* Some people break the law of the state. Alan Chu breaks the law of physics.
* Alan Chu doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
* Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Alan Chu adopts an orphan once a minute.
* Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Alan Chu in the eyes.
* Silly rabbit, Trix are for Alan Chu
* gmail@alanchu.com
* Alan Chu is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
* If Alan Chu was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
* Alan Chu has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Alan Chu.
* Growing up, Alan Chu had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* They once made an Alan Chu toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
* Alan Chu is what Willis was talking about.
* Alan Chu knows the last digit of pi.
* Alan Chu can hum dubstep songs.
* Have you seen Alan Chu's website? It's called the internet.
* Alan Chu once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
* When Alan Chu looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
* When Alan Chu comes to your house, you are the guest.
[[Category: Members]]

Alexis Rojas

2012-01-19T08:12:48Z

Happysoul95:

Alan Chu

2012-01-19T08:12:04Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Alan Chu|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/wik/images/thumb/7/73/Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg/488px-Chewbaccaheadshot.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 13|
Family = Close|
Bigs = [[Dennis Wong]]
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Alexander Nguyen]], [[Sherry Chen]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Brusly Jone Voong]], [[Cynthia Nguyen]]
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Dennis Wong]]

==Offices and Positions==
*Fall 2011 ([[Zlatkovich Class|Zlatkovich]]): [[Spokesperson]]

==Alan Chu Facts==
* He looks like an airbender
* He is the Chemistry Wizard of Chu
* When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had missed calls from Alan Chu
* Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Alan Chu is called Logic
* Alan Chu won American Idol using only sign language
* Alan Chu eats the core of an apple first.
* Ghosts sit around the campfire and tell Alan Chu stories.
* Alan Chu doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.
* If Alan Chu smiled at you, you would put it on your resume.
* Once the cop pulled over Alan Chu....the cop was lucky to leave with a warning.
* Alan Chu is the reason why The Birds are angry
* Alan Chu won the World Series of Poker using Pokemon cards
* Alan Chu has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.
* There used to be a street named after Alan Chu, but it was changed because nobody crosses Alan Chu and lives.
* Alan Chu died 10 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.
* Alan Chu has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
* Did you know Alan Chu had a role in Star Wars......he was the force.
* Some magicians can walk on water, Alan Chu can swim through land.
* When Alan Chu rides into the sunset, the sun is actually running from him.
* Alan Chu can eat rice with one chop stick
* Alan Chu ran the Boston Marathon backwards just to see what second place looked like.
* Alan Chu can cut through a hot knife with butter
* Alan Chu once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke....that truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
* Alan Chu and Superman once fought each other on a bet. The loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
* Alan Chu can start a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together.
* Bill Gates lives in fear Alan Chu's PC will crash.
* Alan Chu can stare at the sun, and the sun gets blind
* When Alan Chu puts milk on Rice Krispies they keep quiet.
* Alan Chu doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it
* Alan Chu knows the letter after Z.
* Alan Chu wrote a book on how to read.
* Alan Chu can kill two stones with one bird.
* If Charlie Sheen is winning, it's only because Alan Chu isn't playing.
* Alan Chu finished the Never Ending Story.
* Alan Chu is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
* Alan Chu once drowned a fish underwater.
* Alan Chu can do a wheelie on a unicycle
* Alan Chu counted to infinity - twice.
* Alan Chu can't lose at dodgeball because the ball is nowhere stupid enough to hit Alan Chu
* Alan Chu had a fever once, Now we have global warming.
* Death once had a near-Alan Chu experience
* Alan Chu doesn't age. He levels up
* Kids go to bed with a teddy bear Alan Chu goes to bed with a grizzly bear.
* When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Alan Chu.
* Alan Chu was once stabbed by a knife, the knife bled to death.
* Alan Chu can slam a revolving door.
* When Alan Chu reads a Alan Chu Fact, he doesn't laugh. He simply nods.
* Alan Chu puts the laughter in slaughter.
* When Alan Chu went to the Virgin Islands, they became the Islands.
* If you have five dollars and Alan Chu has five dollars, Alan Chu has more money than you.
* Alan Chu can touch MC Hammer.
* If at first you don't succeed, you're not Alan Chu.
* Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Alan Chu pajamas.
* When Alan Chu does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.
* Alan Chu can rob a bank by phone.
* Alan Chu can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
* Alan Chu can unscramble an egg.
* Alan Chu doesnt wear a watch. He decides what time it is.
* Alan Chu can tie his shoes with his feet.
* Alan Chu threw a grenade and killed 50 people and then the grenade exploded.
* The only time Alan Chu was wrong was when he thought he made a mistake.
* Alan Chu sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
* Some people break the law of the state. Alan Chu breaks the law of physics.
* Alan Chu doesn't actually have to eat. Food just uses his body for protection.
* Angelina Jolie adopts an orphan once a year. Alan Chu adopts an orphan once a minute.
* Stevie Wonder was the last person to stare Alan Chu in the eyes.
* Silly rabbit, Trix are for Alan Chu
* gmail@alanchu.com
* Alan Chu is the reason why Voldemort does not have a nose.
* If Alan Chu was on Minute to Win It, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
* Alan Chu has never had a surprise party. Because it is impossible to surprise Alan Chu.
* Growing up, Alan Chu had 4 pet turtles. We now know them as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.
* They once made an Alan Chu toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
* Alan Chu is what Willis was talking about.
* Alan Chu knows the last digit of pi.
* Alan Chu can hum dubstep songs.
* Have you seen Alan Chu's website? It's called the internet.
* Alan Chu once shot a home movie in his basement. After going through several titles, he settled with Star Wars.
* When Alan Chu looks into the mirror, his reflection asks him for an autograph.
* When Alan Chu comes to your house, you are the guest.
[[Category: Members]]

Ryan Moeller

2012-01-19T08:10:37Z

Happysoul95:

http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2053.jpg 
'''Pledge Class''': [[Jaromay Class]] [[S2K9]]

== Family ==
* Member of [[Tight]] Family.
* Big Bro: [[Yi-Chin Emily Ryan|Emily Ryan]]
* Little Bro: [[Jennifer Nhem]]

*He is happy soul!
[[Category: Members]]

Diana Chan

2011-12-29T09:19:21Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Diana "Jahnéné" Chan|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2537.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 2|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]

==Random Facts==
*[[Victoria Chang]] and [[Justin Ahn]]'s beloved sponsoree <3 :]
* SARN WAS HERE ;D 
*Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
*Likes k-pop :)
*LOVES HER SPONSOR, [[Sally Ho]]
*JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
*Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
*Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
*Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
*Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
*When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
*Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
**“I like grape drank!”
*Keeps her prized nine near her heart
**“Keep what you love close to your heart”
*Simply from “the hood”
**No location in particular
***Reps all coasts and directions
*Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
**Currently expanding worldwide
*Stabbed a man with a gun
**Don’t ask how, she just do
*The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
**Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
*Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
**The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
***This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
*Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
**“Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
*Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
*Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
**The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
***In fact paid her for her time
*Only shoots from half court when she balls
**Has never missed
*Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
**Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
***The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
*Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
*Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
*Everyday she’s hustling!
*Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
**Until she enters the room
*Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
**Usually in hoods going 100+ mph

[[Category: Members]]

Diana Chan

2011-12-29T09:16:29Z

Happysoul95:

{{Infobox Member|
Name = Diana "Jahn Chan|
Picture = http://www.iotaphi.org/images/profiles/2537.jpg|
Class = [[Zlatkovich Class]], Fall 2011|
Group = Group 2|
Family = |
Bigs =
}}

==Family and Associations==
*[[Big Bro]]: [[Wylie Wong]]
*[[Sponsor|Sponsor(s)]]: [[Victoria Chang]], [[Justin Ahn]]
*[[Pledge Trainers]]: [[Jennifer Kim]], [[Minh An Nguyen]]

==Random Facts==
*[[Victoria Chang]] and [[Justin Ahn]]'s beloved sponsoree <3 :]
* SARN WAS HERE ;D 
*Is still sad about the ketchup packet! ):
*Likes k-pop :)
*LOVES HER SPONSOR, [[Sally Ho]]
*JAHNÉNÉ!!!!!
*Wrote EVERY successful rap song ever
*Killed Biggie and Tupac because she was bored
*Made a grill from the fillings of every ass she has capped
*Thinks 50 Cent is a b*tch because he was shot “only” 8 times
*When asked her purpose in life she simply replied “to make that paper”
*Shoots herself to feed her sizzurp habit
**“I like grape drank!”
*Keeps her prized nine near her heart
**“Keep what you love close to your heart”
*Simply from “the hood”
**No location in particular
***Reps all coasts and directions
*Has a stable of ho’s in the States and numerous putarias in Mexico
**Currently expanding worldwide
*Stabbed a man with a gun
**Don’t ask how, she just do
*The word ghettofabulous was invented to describe her
**Her picture next to the word takes up one page in the dictionary
*Had a gold plated pink caddy with platinum rims
**The sound system causes major landslides and earthquakes
***This has currently caused over 400,000 deaths
*Survives purely off hennessy, patron, and tanqueray
**“Water is for b*tchez” and she is “too gangsta” to die from dehydration
*Will shoot you if you call her by her slave name, Diana
*Once started a riot by brutally beating a police officer
**The police were too afraid to arrest her or press charges
***In fact paid her for her time
*Only shoots from half court when she balls
**Has never missed
*Has served anybody who has ever had the misfortune to dance with her
**Let Michael Jackson take her moonwalk because it is “trick sh*t”
***The moves from Thriller are only a small portion of dance her warm up
*Is the only reason some kids never want to make it out of the hood
*Eats bullets for their iron AND lead content
*Everyday she’s hustling!
*Feels Snoop Dogg is the world’s greatest smoker
**Until she enters the room
*Ghost rides the whip every time she drives
**Usually in hoods going 100+ mph

[[Category: Members]]